There are several "Rachael Rayisms" (I think she coined the term herself), and we all have our favorite. Or should I say our least favorite of all the ones we don't like.

Mine used to be "EVOO," but that has become such a part of the everyday food lexicon that I consider it a real food term now and not just something that Ray says (in fact, I believe the Oxford Dictionary just added it?). I'm gonna go with "Delish," because it embodies everything that's silly about the worst cooking shows and just overall lameness. Plus she says it in that new Christmas Dunkin' Donuts commercial and it drives me nuts. Other phrases she uses: "You guys!," "Parmigiano Reggiano," "awesome," and the classic "Yum-O."

To get you in the mood, after the jump, 2 minutes and 46 seconds of Rachael Ray saying "mmmmmmm."

I know, I know, you sit there in your comfy chair watching Rachael Ray make "delish" meals every day, and you think to yourself, "gee, she'd really look better in a V-neck sweater."

Well, now you can dress her yourself! The folks at Cartoon Doll Emporium have created a virtual doll of the queen of the 30 minute meal. You can choose her top, her pants, her shoes, even what type of food she's carrying in her hand. There aren't that many food choices yet, but maybe they'll add some EVOO soon.

Some of you will probably like her the way she appears before you add any clothes.

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• During the crazy holiday season, everyone could use a holiday planner, with ideas for things to cook, cookie swap recipes, customized placecards, and more.
• A step-by-step video guide to making the perfect pie crust. More videos: the world's easiest mashed potatoes and how to carve a turkey.
• Some winter escapes(though not to warm weather).
• More recipes: Italian Pasta Bake, White Hot Chocolate, Infused Vodka, Turkey Gravy, and Orchard Fruit Pie.
• Also in the mag (not online yet): a Christmas gift guide, how to make your own gingerbread house, and a look inside Martina McBride's fridge.

• Summer is for grilling: Grilled Caponata with Charred Bread, Beer Can Chicken with Dirty Bird Rub, and Grilled Peach Upside-Down Cake.
• Kids love Frankenstuffers.
• What does actress Anika Noni Rose keep in her fridge?
• Or how about Dennis Franz?
• Having a big party? Print out these DIY place cards.
• Even dogs love salad (right?).
• Make some vegetarian dinners: Portobello Mushroom and Almond Pesto Lasagna, Zucchini Fritters with Roasted Red Pepper Dip, and Grilled Vegetable Salad with Smoked Paprika Vinaigrette.
• Another celeb: Jane Seymour makes a centerpiece with flowers and crayons.
• More recipes: Pineapple-Shrimp Tostadas, Asian Chicken Cutlets, Chicken Burgers with Barbecue Onion Sauce, and Spiked Pink Lemonade.

• Need something to feed your pet? How about a French Grilled Sandwich?
• Rachael is looking for your the biggest goofs you've made in the kitchen.
• The Burger of the Month is the Sloppy Joaquin, which sounds slightly, um, dirty to me.
• Musician Moby is a vegetarian.
• Where can you find a good hot dog in Detroit?
• This month's recipes: lots of stuff made with eggs, including Poached Eggs with Mushroom Home Fries, Egg, Goat Cheese and Tomato Toasts, and an Alsace and Lorraine Omelet. More recipes: Great Grandma's Baked Chicken, Chilled Raspberry Cream Pie, Pomegranate Coolers, and an easy recipe for a Zucchini-Gruyere Tart.

In a special surprise election held yesterday, TV food icon Rachael Ray was named President of the United States.

Her challenger, Martha Stewart from the state of New York, put up quite a fight, but in the end, Ray squeaked out a win in electoral votes. Many people cite Ray's ability to seemingly be in every single state in the country at the same time, giving speeches and cooking demonsrations for crowds of supporters. Others cite Stewart's time in prison as working against her.

This is really the most logical next step for Ray, who has 27 shows on Food Network, her own monthly magazine, a daily syndicated TV show, her face on various products in the supermarket, DVDs, a Christmas CD, cookware, a new endorsement deal with Dunkin' Donuts, and her own planet named after her. Ray has said that the first thing she plans to do as President is to add the word "awesome" to the Pledge of Allegience.

After the jump, the complete statement from President-Elect Ray.

How can someone who puts out such a fun food mag put on such an unbearable TV show?

I want to like Rachael Ray, the TV show. I really, really do. Honest. But it's just an annoying hour to me. Maybe it's because I'm a guy. One minute Rachael will be teaching us how to make some cool quick meal with pasta and vegetables, and then five minutes later she'll be talking about women in abusive relationships or how someone can organize the shoes in their closets. It just doesn't work for me. (And there's also the whole thing with her voice and bubbly personality, which I can take on 30 Minute Meals but when it's an hour every day...). But it's really popular, so maybe I'm not the right audience.

But Every Day With Rachael Ray? That's a great little magazine. It has a bunch of recipes that you feel you can actually cook (unlike some mags), quick guides to eating in various cities, tips on shopping, tips on buying wine, interviews. It's well-done. If there's one quibble I have is the whole "celebrity fridge" feature in the back of every issue. It's kinda funny to see what celebs have in there, but do we have to have some quiz about what they have? On the same page where we can see the answers?!? It seems to be a quiz made for people who find the TV Guide crossword difficult.

• Add wine to your weeknight meals, including Glazed Carrots, Red Wine Chicken, and Fruit Soup with Port.
• Check out what Jewel keeps in her tour bus fridge.
• Even your pet wants a special meal on St. Patrick's Day.
• The decorator from Extreme Makeover shows you how to make an interesting centerpiece.
• The Burger of the Month: Cordon Croquettes.
• What does Muhammad Ali eat every day?
• Mmmm...Spaghetti Burgers!
• Hosting a poker game? Try out these cool drinks and finger foods.
• More recipes: Chocolate Pudding Parfaits, Pizza Pockets, and St. Paddy's Corned Beef and Cabbage Stoup.

• It's the super summer issue: cookouts, bbq, road trips, beaches, you name it.
• Keeping with the season, it's the Burger of the Month: No-Joke Artichoke Spinach Burgers.
• Summer isn't exactly the time for stuffing, but Ray is holding a contest to find the best stuffing. Deadline is June 30.
• Diane Neal stars on Law and Order: SVU. She also loves pine nuts.
• 30 Minute Meals: Andouille Dawgs with Gumbo Sauce and Brutus Salad.

• Isaac Mizrahi grabs Rachael's boob on the red carpet! Well, OK, I'm kidding, but you can read what the fabulous designer eats every single day.
• Spring in Kentucky: mint juleps, horse races, and sweet bourbon.
• What does Red Sox slugger David Ortiz keep in his fridge?
• Some featured recipes: Andouille Dawgs with Gumbo Sauce, Bacon-Bit Burgers with Smoked Gouda and Steak House-Smothered Onions, and Penny's PB&J Cookies.
• Did you know that you don't have to sit back and just read Rachael's mag or watch her TV shows, you can actually be in the magazine or guest star on her show?

If you have seen Rachael Ray on TV - and we know that you have seen at least an episode of one of her many shows - you have no doubt heard one of her many "Rachael-isms". A Rachael-ism is a term that refers to one of Rachael's favorite expressions and is, in fact, a Rachael-ism itself. The use of these words in everyday conversation has been termed Rachaelspeak by the editorial staff at Every Day with Rachael Ray. They have helpfully compiled a glossary of Rachael-isms that will help you to better understand Rachael and her shows. The list includes the definitions of Yum-O!, Good to go and EVOO, as well as pronunciation tips.

Their online store also stocks shirts emblazoned with Yum-O! and Got EVOO?, both of which would make great gifts for any Rachael fans in your life.

• This is one of my favorite food mags now. Each issue is jam-packed with recipes and info.
• On the cover: Rachael drinks another cup of coffee (tea?) She seems to have one in her hand a lot. She needs the caffeine, considering the 35 TV shows she currently does.
• A guide to romantic weekend getaways (yeah, Valentine's Day is coming up).
• One feature I don't like: a behind the scenes look at Ray's wedding. Yeah, she ties in the food to the story, but really...
• I don't understand the No Recipe Zone column. This one is for Cheddar and Apple Turnovers, and it's supposed to be done without directions. Then you turn to the column and there are directions. WTF?
• Spend a Stolen Weekend in Austin, Texas.
• Make yourself a healthy Tuna Burger.
• Cook some 30 Minute Meals, including Rachael's Giant Reuben Loaf.
• After you eat that, how about a Raspberry-Lemon Shortbread Tart?