After a study, British researchers have concluded that food-related TV commercials make kids fat.
60 kids, aged 9 to 11, were studied, and researchers discovered several things. A child's weight influenced what they ate (wow, really?), obese kids consistently chose chocolate over healthier foods when given the choice (you don't say!), and all kids wanted to eat more after they saw TV commercials featuring sweets and other food.
Whenever I see a commercial for Viagra, I want to have sex.
On a related note, it's TV Turnoff Week!

When the Dunkin' Donuts on my corner closed, I mourned
for months. Now, Michael Vale, the actor who played the sleepy doughnut baker in so many commercials, has died. Dunkin'
Donuts will forever be tinged with a sense of deep loss for me. Chocolate creme-filled doughnut, I hardly knew
ye!










