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We're still not quite sure what we watched last night when we flipped on the Travel Channel. Like some sort of weird food-TV hangover, our memories of the evening are vague: loud hooting and hollering; bright neon lights; low, guttural noises. And cheerleaders -- yes, we're pretty sure there were cheerleaders.
When we finally came to this morning, we had a splitting headache and a general feeling of shame and embarrassment. One thing's for certain: We don't think we should've been there.
In a feat of self-promotion that would make P.T. Barnum proud, Adam Richman -- he of "Man v. Food" quasi-fame -- staged a live, televised eatathon in Miami, just in time for Super Bowl XLIV. We don't know about you, but we love us some competitive (a.k.a. speed) eating: men and women with names like Crazy Legs and Crazy Bear wearing weird masks and/or sunglasses, stuffing their faces with as many hot dogs, doughnuts or deep-fried appetizers as possible in just minutes.
But what Richman does isn't quite the same as these Guinness Record-busting fanatics. In case you're not familiar, "MVF" is less of an eat-off than it is the Travel Channel's attempt to spawn their very own Guy Fieri. Looking a little like a cross between John Belushi and Jonah Hill -- although not as funny as either -- Richman travels the nation looking for notable dives featuring super-sized burgers, inhumanly spicy chicken wings or 7-pound burritos.

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