Slashfood stalwarts road-tested a month's worth of lunches so you won't waste another cent on sub-par frozen fare.

Recently, Scott and I have been trying to eat a bit more healthfully and shed a few of those winter pounds that crept on over the last few months. We've found that doing Phase 1 of the South Beach Diet helps us both get our eating habits in check and forces us to think a bit more carefully about the food we eat. While I'm looking forward to switching back to oatmeal and other whole grains for my morning meal once this very limited carb phase is over, I've also been enjoying making egg cups for our breakfasts.

These muffin-sized egg bakes (even when not following South Beach, I've made similar recipes in a larger baking dish for brunch potlucks and holiday morning buffets) are essentially portable omelettes that, once cooked, make breakfast prep a snap in the morning. Just grab one and reheat it for a morning meal that contains lots of protein and one healthy serving of vegetables.

The recipe I'm following this week is after the jump.

When it comes to cooking South Beach friendly foods, Scott and I have fallen into something of a rut. We've been eating tons of salads with grilled chicken, chili, turkey burgers (cooked on the ever-handy George Foreman grill) and lots of cauliflower puree (faux-ta-toes!). Last weekend, tired of these tried and true dishes, I started flipping through the South Beach Diet Quick & Easy Cookbook that Scott brought with him into this relationship, searching for some new inspiration.

I actually found quite a few things that I thought were pretty appealing, and tonight, I cooked the Mini Greek Meatballs (Phase 1 and on page 216 of the book for those of you following along). They were tasty, filling and easy to put together. The only thing I would change in the whole recipe was the manner in which they were cooked. The recipe tells you to cook them in a greased 9 x 13 baking dish. Unfortunately, this means that they get crowded into the pan and end up a quarter submerged in the liquid they release by the time they are done cooking. Next time I make them, I will spread them out on a rack on a large cookie sheet, in order to get more surface area browning and prevent them from cooking in their juices.

For those of you who aren't are the South Beach diet, these are still yummy meatballs and could potentially spice up your weeknight dinners. If you want to try them out, the recipe is after the jump. For a more photogenic version of these meatballs, check out the batch that Kalyn made.

I've done an extensive survey of all of the information about weight loss that you can find on the shelves of Border's and Barnes & Noble, and here are the results.

It seems as if the best way to lose weight and get in shape is a combo of the following: eating a lot of carbs, eating a lot of fat, cutting carbs out completely, drinking a lot of water, not eating any "white" foods at night like bread, rice, and pasta, eating just grapefruit, eating your meals in a mixed-up fashion (lunch for dinner, breakfast for lunch, etc), not eating after 8pm, eating a lot of soups, cutting out all candy, cakes, and processed foods, avoiding diet drinks, eating a Subway sub a couple of times a week, eating foods according to your blood type, eating foods according to color, eating a lot of fiber, training your brain to think like a thin person, eating like they do in France, eating like they do in China, not counting calories, making sure you count calories, taking vitamins and supplements, become a vegan, eating more meat, eat a lot of apples, eating only raw foods, and joining one of the weight loss organizations such as Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig.

If you follow the above rules, you should get in shape very quickly. You're welcome.

The expectation of party-goers, especially around the holidays, is that there will be fattening foods at every party they attend and that there will be lots of it. There are a number of ways to avoid holiday eating pitfalls, but the best way to avoid adding an extra pound per party is to start with healthier foods. This isn't always possible at other people's homes, although you can bring along a dish with you, but you can certainly make your own parties a success and still serve foods that taste good and are good for you. The South Beach Diet Parties and Holidays Cookbook is a book that was written with this goal in mind and it has lots of party-friendly ideas that won't blow your diet. Whether you follow South Beach or not, the meals are still very balanced and everyone should be able to find something that will appeal to them in here.

There are 20 menus for different occasions and 150 recipes in the book. Each one includes a nutritional breakdown, as well as detailed instructions, prep times and serving sizes. Some of the recipes are scaled for only two, like the Valentine's Day dinner suggestions, but others are suitable for crowds. Since every little bit helps, even if you only augment your current holiday favorites by adding on healthier recipe, this can still be a good reference to have on hand.

I don't know about you, but even though I love every sunny, poolside moment of summer, I secretly rejoice when the days start to get shorter and the air a little chillier. The end of summer means the beginning of fall, and that means I get to drop kick my bathing suit and body-baring shorts and tanktops. I don't have to be so conscious of what I'm eating. And not eating.

But "dieting" isn't a seasonal activity. People watch what they eat year-round. According to Forbes, "Americans spent an estimated $46 billion on diet products and self-help books in 2004." If that's the case, why is obesity such a problem in the US? Because, as a government review has found, two-thirds of dieters on "diet regimes" will regain all the weight that they lost within a year. Give them five years, and almost everyone will gain it back.

People gain the weight back for a number of reasons, but one of them is that the popular diet programs are very expensive, especially since many health and nutrition experts believe that they are ineffective to begin with. Forbes examined the weekly menus of the ten most popular diets to find out just how expensive they really are. The results are listed below. The first dollar amount is how much the program costs per week for any associated book, membership fees, and food costs, and the second percentage is how much more that is than the average $55.44 a normal person spends on food.

• Jenny Craig - $137.65, 152.8%
• NutriSytem - $113.52, 108.5%
• Atkins - $100.52, 84.6%
• Weight Watchers - $96.64, 77.5%
• Zone Diet - $92.84, 70.5%
• Ornish - $78.75, 44.6%
• South Beach - $78.76, 44.4%
• SlimFast - $77.73, 42.8%
• Sugar Busters - $69.62, 27.9%
• Subway - $68.80, 26%

Whatever happened to good old fashioned "eat less, exercise more?" I think that's free.

Last week's Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) published some findings about the effects of long-term weight loss with a low fat diet. The study was done in the context of the popularity of low-carb diet regimens (Atkins, South Beach), which are not necessarily low in fat. Supporters of the low-carb diets have suggested that it is low-fat, high-carb diets that have contributed to the US's obesity problem. The JAMA's conclusion? From the abstract, "A low-fat eating pattern does not result in weight gain."

No. Effin'. Way.

I am not poking fun at the JAMA, because, like, they're doctors and stuff. However, I am poking fun at everyone who 1) finds this information the least bit surprising, and 2) will twist the information and use it as license to reach for a dozen doughnuts with utter abandon.

No, no o ye of little restraint.

 

Before the jump (into 2006) we saw how food trends go from introduction to assimilation into the mainstream. Nicole showed us a few predictions of foods that will take off in 2006, and Sarah Gilbert gave us the ratings on last year's most popular trends.

But there are a few trends that either only started or hung on for dear life through the end of 2005. These are the bottom five food trends (trend, not people) I hope to see completely suffocate and fizzle out in 2006.