Pity Robert Wood. The Scot has a problem: he cooks in his sleep. According to an
article in the Sydney
Morning Herald, Wood routinely sleepwalks, but the real problem comes when he gets into the kitchen and
starts whipping up dishes - and he's not just heating up soup. His wife, Eleanor, has caught him making
omelettes and spaghetti bolognese in his sleep. As expected, the couple is a bit worried that Rob is
gonna burn down the house. "Every night, I have to think, 'Is Rob going to cook?'" says
Eleanor. And no - no mention of Ambien in the piece.
[Image Coles.com.au]

I
thought the fact that I awoke last night at 3 AM and wolfed down a handful of fresh Hungarian pork rinds while reading
my e-mail was bad. At least I remember my late-night fatfest. 







