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Take one former rapper and star of "The Surreal Life," an obscure town in Middle America, and throw in a secret recipe for fried chicken, and what do you get? No, it's not another reality show -- it's, um, reality.
Former Public Enemy hype man Flavor Flav has opened the first of what he hopes will be "hundreds" of Flav's Fried Chicken restaurants in, of all places, Clinton, Iowa, as the town's paper, the Clinton Herald, reports.
No, wait -- it gets better.
"I don't want to be just known to have a spot," Flav reportedly told the Herald. "You're going to find me in here working. You're going to be catching me seasoning my chicken, flouring my chicken, frying up my chicken, and not only that, but serving my chicken to my people."
"My people"? Flav, this is Iowa; you're from Long Island.



