Whether or not there are as many isoflavones/antioxidants in the average chocolate bar as was previously thought, there is no doubt the beloved chocolate, savior of our existence, is packed with some other very cool ingredients, such as:
caffeine, which works to reduce swelling of tired muscles, and sugar for short
term energy, and tryptophan, which is what makes you sleepy when you eat turkey at Thanksgiving. There's also a sex drug called phenylethylamine.
This delightful chemical is what science types refer
to as the "chocolate amphetamine." This is why nothing beats dark
chocolate after sex; the sugar gets your post-orgasm blood flowing again, and
the phenylethylamine gooses the post-coitus high. Here's an interesting tidbit:
the ancients Aztecs used cocoa beans as money! They used gold like it was dry
wall, but cocoa was the cigarettes in the jail of their existence.
This would all be great news, except that I like my chocolate to be made in Pennyslvania instead of Germany, and readily available at the local deli for 75 cents, full of nuts (just like Pennsylvania) but no doubt lacking in the phenylethylamine department. As for those Dark Lindt numbers that boast 85% or 70% cocoa in proud white letters on their labels, I can attest to their effect in my own sparkling sex life. But when there ain't no woman around, when it's just me and my Woody Allen stress, I go for the Snickers or Mr. Goodbar, as they both cause and cure, in the true American way.
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