I was going to say, "a hot dog made out of horse meat? Gah!" But then I thought, who the hell knows what's in the hot dogs that we eat now? Snouts, intestines, whatever. Maybe horse meat isn't too weird after all.
Esquire's Greg Lindsay gives us the scoop - from the horse's mouth, you could say - on the frikandel, a hot dog native to The Netherlands, Belgium, and parts of Germany. It's deep-fried sausage made out of beef, chicken, pork, and Mr. Ed.
His description (bland, soft, with pink gloop squirting out) doesn't make me want to get on a flight and try it anytime soon, but I'm not a big hot dog guy anyway.
If you thought that the country most likely to have its residents eat pre-prepared food was the
United States, you would be wrong. While the sheer number of people dining out in the US might be greater than in most
countries, the average Briton will eat 365 meals a year out of home - one every day. In comparison, the average person
eats out only 306 times per year in the United States, coming in third after Italy, where the Italians dine out 308
times each year. Also high on the list were the Netherlands, Spain, Sweden, France and Germany.
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