"monster energy" news and stories

Pounding that six-pack of Diet Coke do nothing but bloat you? Does it feel like someone replaced your usual brew with decaf? You could try any number of energy drinks out there, but those don't seem to do much except make your stomach turn over. You need more! More caffeine! More energy! More attitude!

More of a drug-like effect?

Apparently, the latest energy drink to hit the fast and furious market already filled with the likes of Monster, Red Bull, and Rockstar boasts the ultimate high -- one that feels like a cocaine high. Cocaine Energy Drink doesn't contain any cocaine, but with 280 mg of caffeine, it promises the "highest energy content of ANY energy drink on the market today! 350 percent greater than The Bull!"

As you would expect, drug experts, nutritionists, and parents are alarmed. However, James Kirby, the inventor of the drink, says that it does not glamorize nor promote drugs. He said, "Maybe this can help by making parents and kids not afraid to talk about drugs."

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Kirby? He must have been on something when he said something as stupid as that.

At first, it used to be easy to pick an energy drink alternative because there was only one: Red Bull. But in the last few years, the market has exploded, and befittingly so, since people of all ages are gulping them down in shots to stay energized. It's hard to keep those predominantly tall, narrow cans plastered with exclamation points straight, so Maxine Kaplan, a college student with a caffeine addiction, taste tests five popular drinks on the market now: Arizona Green Tea Energy, Monster, Red Bull, Rock Star, and Tab Energy. She judged how they tasted, and let others test the energy. Tab seems to have come out the overall winner.