"mallow burger" news and stories

Fat free, low sodium, cholesterol free burger and fries? Yup, Kandy Kastle Inc. makes a Mallow Burger, Mallow Dog, and Mallow Fries; to be served with Sour Candy Gel Ketchup. Mmmm... just what I want for lunch. The novelty candies are pretty good copies of the real things with the burger around the size of a hefty White Castle Slider. Anyway, I did some research and came up with a review. From what Jeff Eaton blogs, the fries are supposed to have a slightly fluffy and gummi consistency with little flavor to them. The burger has several layers of texture which sounds interesting, in a lose your teeth from sugar chunk kind of way. The coolest part is the sour ketchup, which is a mess that clashes violently with the fries. Wow, that sounds just like how I wanted my candy as a kid. Back then I always said the grosser, the better. So here's some more zany stocking-stuffers like the Wonkazoid, to get your kids all riled up and running around with a sugar high on the holidays. Hey, don't blame me, I didn't give it to them.

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