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Let's get one thing out of the way: Jamie Oliver is not much of a a negotiator. He may inspire, rile people up and create sentimental spectacle, but if you want someone to, say, mediate a peace treaty, he may not be your man.
This was proven in the opening moments of the next-to-last Food Revolution episode. Jamie, apparently, has but six weeks to turn Huntington, W.Va., from the Hot Pocket-gorging capital of America to a paragon of healthful/fresh/natural eating. (The end may be near, but fear not -- if Jamie's ratings are any indication, ABC will no doubt extend the revolution to a city near you fairly soon.)
This being week five, things were getting pretty dire. Huntington's high schoolers were being held captive by the almighty french fry -- which counts as about five servings of vegetables, if you ask the school's nutrition board. Down the street, the elementary school kids had shifted over to Jamie's all-natural nachos and green salads without so much as a peep -- of course, it helps that their teachers had been prodding them along through their lesson plans.















