Wheatgrass. Photo: oklo, Flickr
To make green mashed potatoes (that taste exactly the same as regular potatoes): Stir in half a cup of green peas that you've puréed with a tablespoon of milk. If you use frozen peas, they should be defrosted but don't need to be cooked.
Green bread crumbs for chicken: In a food processor, pulse 4 slices of toast with 1/2 cup chopped parsley until you've got, yes, green crumbs. Toss this mixture together with 4 ounces grated fresh Parmesan and 1 crushed garlic clove.


With St. Patrick's Day coming up tomorrow, it's time to get into the spirit. Open your closet and pull out
something green to avoid getting pinched by your friends, then open your fridge and pull out a pint of 


