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Before you start doing the math on Dr. Merget's age (just how old is she, 175? 180?), you should know that the CIA gives out degrees -- associate and baccalaureate -- at least three times a year, so it comes out to 19 ceremonies a year.
Dr. Merget, the school's dean of liberal arts and business management, has been handling the honors since 2002 and is even scheduling an operation around the graduation calendar so she doesn't break her streak.
So does she ever look at her watch and wonder "when is this thing going to wrap up?"
"No," she firmly told Slashfood. "And I mean that with all sincerity. Although my emceeing is more rote, each speaker is different, the graduates are different and the audience is different. The mood at each is different. Sometimes the graduates are very quiet and sometimes they're very vocal and rambunctious in a great way."
For the graduate, I think the most played out gift ever is a 


