"fish attack" news and stories

Here's the weird story of the day.

A man entered a Fredericksburg, VA gas station store and began to sing loudly. When he walked out of the store, another man was looking at him because he was singing, so the singing man picked up a rock and hit him with it. A friend of the man hit with the rock got out of the car and confronted the assailant, and then the assailant grabbed a fish out of his car and hit that man. He then threw a beer bottle at the man's car and dropped his pants.

Police caught the man and charged him with assault, malicious wounding, destruction of property, and indecent exposure. No word on what type of fish he used or how big the fish was. The fish could not be reached for comment.