Hello, sweltering heat and sunburns! How nice to be reunited with you again. Let's celebrate with some brew and 'cue, because this month has a plenty of it.
Ribfest, July 1-4, Naperville, Ill.: Gluttonous munching on barbecue ribs is as American as it gets, especially when it coincides with Independence Day. This Chicago suburb festival was named one of four "Ultimate Festivals" in the May 2008 issue of Details magazine. Best ribs and sauces will be judged according to Kansas City BBQ Society standards. Other than the animals as vehicles for BBQ, fried foods and refreshing beverages like lemonade and root beer will be showcased. British Invasion bad boys the Animals will be performing July 3rd. (Yeah, we don't know how that makes any sense, either.) Naturally, because of the event's dates, the celebration will culminate with patriotic fireworks.
Pineapple Festival, July 3, Lanai, Hawaii: The hospitality of America's 50th state is legendary and the islands are damn near the epitome of paradise. The one-day, 17th annual festival features the prickly tropical fruit that plays well in salsas and on the grill. The free event will highlight the local cuisine, crafts and entertainment.
K-Town BBQ Cook-Off & Texas Music Concert, July 9-10, Kosciusko, Texas: Lone Star State residents will tell you the best BBQ is made in Texas, and they're probably right. While there will be tunes aplenty, the events to draw the largest crowds will be the contests for best pork ribs, sausage and beef brisket. The judges will have a difficult time keeping the score cards free of sauce stains.