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There's a point where harmless entertainment crosses a fine, delicate line into inanity. This exchange -- apparently from the Facebook pages of Top Chef's Stefan and Fabio -- shows them blithely skipping across that line, hand in hand.

Attempting to parse the tiff (purportedly sparked by Stefan's belief that Fabio is appropriating friends from his profile) is like staring into a bottomless abyss populated by stuffed animals and typos. Stefan calls Fabio a "Double sidet sword" and "prince of sandwiches and ice cream." Fabio parries, "You don't like me any more, puppy? I think you're getting old."

Light-hearted, free-association banter follows. Winky faces are involved. A few excruciating lines later, they make up, with Fabio vowing to be "Top Facebook."

Somewhere grass grows, paint peels and we are all irrevocably 45 seconds older. Check it out; tell us if we're overreacting.

[Via Eater LA]