"dairy truck" news and stories

Yesterday afternoon, a truck carrying a load of cookies crashed on I-95 outside Philadelphia. The crash snarled traffic for a while and made news reporters snicker a little every time they had to mention the pile of cookies sitting on the highway. This morning I woke up to news that a dairy truck had crashed early this morning, not too far (in the scheme of things) from where the cookie truck had run afoul of the overpass just a few hours previously.

Is it just me, or does this not seem like the set-up for some great food-related joke? How often does a cookie truck crash on the highway, only to be followed by the milk to go with the cookies? I imagine Santa Clause can't be too far behind!

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