I know that this is the web and just about anyone can publish something on a site, but I think we have to draw the line somewhere. I call that line "wiener soup."
This recipe is over at cooks.com. Here it is in its entirety. I have to admit it made me laugh out loud when I saw it:
1 pkg. wieners
3 cups water
Combine weiners and water in a two quart saucepan. Bring to a boil until weiners are cooked. Throw the wieners in the garbage. Serve soup.
Maybe you can serve this to guests at your cookout today.