"chamagne" news and stories

Seriously, what on earth was Disney thinking?

Apparently, Disney's new PartyFizz, a bubbly drink that's aimed at the childrens' party market, looks exactly like Champagne, with everything from a cork strapped in with wire and wrapped with gold foil to the shape of the bottle. Health officials have started campaigning against it saying that it could be a potentially dangerous gateway to underage drinking and alcoholism for children.

Now I am very liberal when it comes to certain topics like, say, oh I don't know, alcohol. However, I am only liberal about it when it comes to people who are of responsible drinking mental capacity. Notice I didn't say "age" because there are plenty of 30-year-olds out there whom I know who are not of responsible drinking capacity. However, when it comes to chidlren, I am extremely conservative, and the idea of "Champagne" for kids, even though it is non-alcoholic, is very very stupid.

We've got enough problems already with fizzy sodas, and I mean whatever happened to good old apple juice?!?!