Still casting about for vacation plans this summer? Well, here's something to consider: the
Food Network has teamed up with Celebrity Cruises to offer what we desperately want to picture as a mash-up between
The Love Boat and
Iron Chef. The seven-night eastern Caribbean voyage sets sail from Ft. Lauderdale on August 22.
The
Food Network calls the cruise a "unique opportunity," which we hope means that they'll be trying to dazzle high-seas gourmands with more than just the cascading mounds of all-you-can-eat shrimp and rambling
breakfast buffets that have become de rigueur on most cruise ships. Details, however, remain oddly sketchy.
Here's what we do know: the Food Network's Cat Cora, former host of
Melting Pot and the first (and only) woman to be anointed Iron Chef, and Aarón Sánchez, co-star of
Chef vs. City, will be aboard. They will be leading "enriching culinary demonstrations," whatever that means. Equally tantalizing (or perplexing, take your pick) is the promised "dine around" event "featuring favorite Food Network recipes," which sounds suspiciously like a dressed-up buffet, or a game of musical chairs with food. (Break out the Dramamine!)