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Laurine, the calm amid the 'Top Chef' chaos. Photo: Bravo.
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Break out the chaps. Dust off your spurs. Get ready for
Padma to ring the dinner bell as only she knows how -- that is, gingerly and timidly.
That's right, with "Top Chef" stationed in the middle of the Southwest this season, we knew there'd have to be some sort of roughing-it challenge to go along with all the gaudy glitz of the Vegas strip. The only question would be just how much roughness our cheftestants would have to endure.
Surprisingly, quite a bit. With only the most mysterious hint of their destination, the dozen remaining chefs were shipped off -- after countless shots of them enjoying the plush luxury of their product-placement Toyotas -- and left to fend for themselves in a remote desert ranch, in teepees, no less. "Is Padma sleeping in a teepee? I'd just like to know," asked Kevin.
That would be an emphatic "no." And while some chefs used the opportunity to wax nostalgic on their outdoorsy upbringings -- some (
Ashley) more convincingly than others (
Robin) -- some just weren't having it. Cue the urbanite whining of Atlantan
Eli, or the voodoo-spellcasting of Haitian
Ron, whose elaborate warding off of snakes was appreciated, if not understood, by bunkmate
Ash.