"brangelina" news and stories

On the heels of the fame it achieved over baby Brangelina last month, Namibia plans to host the world's largest barbecue. The cookout is scheduled to take place at a soccer stadium in September.

Namibia aims to beat Australia's 1993 Guinness record of a 44,158-person grillfest by adding one more to the guest list. It won't be just any old meathead breaking the record either. Namibian President Hifikepunye Pohamba is expected to be guest number 44,159.

The bill of fare will consist of nine tons of boerewors, a fragrant, spicy pork sausage. If they were to be stretched out, the wursts would measure a whopping 7.5 kilometers. As you read this my meat-and-fire loving alter ego, Joey Deckle, is feverishly concocting a plan to get hired by Guinness to help certify the record.

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It's the relic of the new age: an image of the baby Brangelina in a quesadilla. Is it real? Do we care? It's pretty funny, either way. Serious bidders only, please.

"Could this silhouette that was burned onto my tortilla actually be the first image of Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitts' baby??" Blares the eBay post. And it's at a whopping $6 so far. I got way more for a case of Lemon Zest Luna Bars (which I don't recommend, in case you were wondering). [via Daddy Types]

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