Now, if you wanted to get your cynical Valentine's message across in some sugar-laden form, you could do like Sarah Gim and pipe your witty messages onto homemade cookies. Or, if you're lazy but still feeling acerbic, there are Bittersweets, conversation heart candies with messages like "call a 900#," "he has a job," or "prenup ok?" There are two different themes: "dejected" and "disfunctional," each of which has dozens of sayings. A few other gems: "C that door?" "settle 4 less" and "table for 1." Each six-ounce box is about 10 bucks.
