While bacon might be a part of a plan to achieve world peace, bacon and egg bandages will probably not be able to heal all wounds. They will, however, they will keep them clean and sterile until they do heal. The semi-realistic bandaids are shaped just like fried eggs and strips of bacon and are also a step towards a more balanced, albeit still a cholesterol-filled one, than just bacon bandaids alone. This particular brand of bandaids also comes in an all beef.
These meaty bandages beg the question of why, when choosing bandage designs, the producers are geared towards meat. Since the bacon and eggs pack is almost a complete breakfast as it is, why not go all the way and add in some toast or juice bandages to even things out?
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