P-tooey! Watermelon would be perfect if not for those pesky seeds. Luckily, Instructables provides a great tutorial on how to remove most (key word: most) of the seeds from your average watermelon. It's easy and quick, with no fancy tools needed.
Or, if you're feeling ca-razy, you could inject your watermelon with a pre-mixed martini (yes, you'll need a syringe - it's a little creepy, but worth it), let it chill for an hour, and indulge in some alcoholic fruit. Just keep it away from the kids.
Last idea? Make one of those cutesy watermelon basket thingys, if you're into that sort of thing, or a watermelon-feta salad.
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Iced Tea 101
Pierogies + cheese + onions + kraut = Parmageddon!
