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I don't watch CBS' Big Brother. Not only does it hold no interest for me, but I'm also not a masochist. But I have to admit I'm intrigued by this disgusting competition they have going on within the show (and by "intrigued" I mean "appalled").

It seems that the prisoners morons who put themselves in this situation contestants have been eating a form of oatmeal-ish gruel as punishment for not winning various food challenges. The list of specific ingredients is very long and contains long, boring words, but it's based in oatmeal and contains many condiments (balsamic vinegar, parsley, rosemary, hot sauce, ketchup, mayo, mustard, pickles, salsa, relish, soy sauce, steak sauce, white sugar, tea, brown sugar, BBQ sauce, and several others. Excuse me while I gag.

I'm not reporting this so you can make this slop in your own home, of course. In fact, I suggest you don't make it at all.