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| Donald Trump and Golden Double Stuf Oreo, Photo: Joseph Rosen |
We found the Donald last week at Trump Tower with a dancing Golden Double Stuf Oreo mascot. "The Apprentice" host was there to announce his intent to "purchase" the Oreo Double Stuf Racing League (DSRL), a faux league where family and friends race to see who can finish an Oreo cookie and single glass of milk the fastest.
"I only do products that I really like, and this product I really like," Trump said. "I started by loving Oreos and now I ended by doing a commercial for the people who made Oreos."

I was one of those twist and lickers. I never cared about the crunchy Oreo cookies that just got in the way of my beloved filling, and always preferred to lick and dump. In my childish inclinations, I even dreamed of a day when I'd have a partner who would love the cookies and disregard the delectable inside -- the perfect pair, like whites lovers matched with yolk lovers. But my Oreo creativity never stretched beyond marriage musings.
Between my weakness for novel new cookies and my love for artificial banana flavor, I had no choice but to buy a box of these limited edition Banana Split Creme Oreos when I spied them on a grocery store shelf tonight. Opening the package gave me a heady whiff of faux banana, recalling Bonnie Bell Lip Smackers and Laffy Taffy. There's something so 1980s about artificial banana; it's the sunny, unabashedly fake Valley Girl of the fruit flavoring world, cruising the shopping mall in a yellow spandex tube dress.
In honor of a friend (who shall here remain nameless) whose guilty secret is that she likes the Oreo shakes at Jack in the Box, I thought that I would mention that the popular fast food chain will be offering a
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