Wired News has a hilarious analysis of limited-edition sugary cereals inspired by summer movies. All of us out here in the bloggosphere owe a debt of gratitude to Lore Sjöberg, who took one for the team by sampling these insulin-shock inducing breakfast cereals. He leads off with Kellogg's Pirates of the Caribbean, which he quickly dismisses as sort of a combination of Cocoa Puffs and Count Chocula, not that that's a bad thing. His description of the chocolate pearl-shaped cereal with pirate-shaped marshmallows had me busting a gut. He likens the marshmallows to bowler hats, extracted incisors and a silhouette of Bob Ross. Guess they couldn't figure out how to make it look like Johnny Depp.







