Yes, I know. It's been a week since the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books took over the UCLA campus and spewed all kinds of bookishness to the masses, but I have to say that it probably took me that long to recover from the crowds, controlled chaos, and crazy heat of the event.
I wasn't there for anything but the chef demonstrations on the Cooking Stage, and to be perfectly honest, I was really only there to see LA son Govind Armstrong (Table 8 restaurant) and my favorite Queer Guy, Ted Allen. However, I have to say that I was somewhat surprised by how much I enjoyed Cat Cora. Granted, I am always a sucker for a lady chef, especially one who can hold her own in Kitchen Stadium, but I didn't think I would be so taken with how cute she is, her charming accent, and the fact that she has personality without bubbling over into an annoying mess like some Food Network stars we know.
Long before Iron Chef morphed into Iron Chef America, I enjoyed the grandaddy of televised culinary throwdowns in its original format. No, that doesn't mean Food Network's dubbed Japanese version. I watched Iron Chef sans dubbing on UHF. Back then I was hardly a gourmand and my knowledge of Japanese was gleaned from watching Godzilla. Nevertheless, I was fascinated by the show's fierce competitive spirit and exotic ingredients. Those episodes and the film Tampopo convinced me that Japanese people are crazy about food.
I hadn't given too much thought to the role of food in Japanese popular culture, until yesterday. Not that I hadn't seen such snacks such as Calbee Pea Crisps with its happy cartoon legume, dancing across the package before. What shocked me out of my cocoon of hipster-foodie complacency was a friend telling me of a manga hero whose feats revolve around baking bread. That's right, bread. I'm no student of manga, but the last time I checked these Japanese comics featured darker plots often involving sex and gore.
Warning: The post below contains spoilers, so if you TiVo'd last night's "Iron Chef America" and don't want to know who won, I suggest you stop reading now.
Last night, the oddest battle in the history of Kitchen Stadium took place, a battle of the Food Network All-Stars that pit Mario Batali and Rachael Ray against Bobby Flay and Giada de Laurentiis. The theme ingredient was cranberries. It seemed to take Rachael and Mario several minutes to find their groove, with Rachael seeming to get flustered and Mario looking a little impatient, although the pair seemed to have the dishes they would do divided up already. It looked like things started out very smoothly for Bobby and Giada, on the other hand, who both appeared focused. As time wore on, however, Rachael adapted more and more to the kitchen and the pressure of the time began to affect Giada's performance. Bobby did his usual good work, but unfortunately, the judges weren't as impressed with Giada's plates as they were with Rachael's -- although it probably didn't hurt that Mario bribed them all with cranberry Bellini's halfway through the competition!
From the fact that both women seemed a bit stressed out at the end of the cooking period, it seems as though neither would be eager to return to the stadium. If the Food Network is thinking of doing another All-Star battle, however, how about Ina Garten vs. Paula Deen?
Equal parts Iron Chef and Enter the Dragon, The God of Cookery (the movie's real -- i.e. Cantonese -- title is Sik San) is about a top-dog chef who is revealed as nothing more than a sham by one of his rivals.
Taking a page right out of Rocky III, the God of Cookery -- played by famous Hong Kong actor Stephen Chow -- trains harder than ever and tries to make his comeback in a culinary battle royale.
Comedy, cooking, and kung fu -- what more do you need?
Perhaps you don't drink as much caffeine as I do, so you are able to fall asleep at a decent hour, say 10:00 PM. If
that's the case, then you probably haven't noticed that the usual 11:00 PM broadcast of the original Japanese Iron Chef has disappeared from the Food
Network.
I have looked all over the web for information, but nothing has turned up as to why. Only that it's gone.
Now I am not going to sugar-coat my distaste for
the new Iron Chef America.
Sure, I love that Alton Brown in the host, and the old Chairman Kaga's "nephew" is pretty hot when he does
all that martial artistry, but I am not particularly fond of the show. Sure, I realize that the original Japanese
version was completely contrived, but at least they pretended like it truly was a challenge. On Iron Chef
America, it's just so...boring. And what happened to ingredients that would flop around on the stage like live eel, and
creations like...seabass mousse?
At least the Food Network replaced the 11:00 time slot with Good Eats, which other than Paula Deen is just about
the only thing I can watch now, but is little consolation for the loss of the brocade caped, leather glove-clad,
Liberace of a Chairman, Kaga.
A few weeks ago, we managed to find out that an upcoming
episode of Iron Chef America would feature both Rachael Ray and Giada de Laurentiis, pairing Rachael with Mario Batali
and Giada with Bobby Flay. Even the wordsmith host of the show thinks that this battle will be one for the record
books, saying “The only way this battle could be better for the Food Network would be for them to have Emeril
Lagasse as the secret ingredient” in an article in the Ithaca
Journal.
The episode was actually filmed in January, but it is scheduled to air sometime in November, which means that
Rachael and Giada have already done their thing in Kitchen Stadium – and both report that it was one of their
most challenging experiences. Interestingly enough, the article also gives confirmation that the chefs learn about the
ingredients in advance, as before the taping the ingredient was revealed to them: cranberries. Given the
ingredient, the episode will most likely air in mid-November or around Thanksgiving, but we’ll have to wait until
then to see how well the celebrity chef pairings worked together and to find out whose cuisine reigned supreme.
MSNBC has
officially uncovered the secrets that make Iron Chef America work - and unlike the Amateur Gourmet, they don't seem to have been required to sign a nondisclosure agreement.
The "secret" ingredient is chosen from a list of five possible ingredients that are given to the chefs prior
to the filming of the show. While they don't generally know the actual one that will be used, the time they are given
to plan certainly does not make it a surprise. To get the effect of a surprise, some scenes - including the reveal of
the ingredient - are subject to multiple takes. The actually cooking time is still strictly held to 60 minutes, even
though some ingredients may be simmering or nearly ready to use when the clock starts.
If you are anything like me, in addition to being a fan of Iron Chef America, you've wondered what it's
like to actually be inside kitchen stadium during a culinary battle. Not as one of the chefs, of course, but simply as
a spectator. Unfortunately, due to the confidentiality agreement that studio audiences must sign, it seems unlikely
that many first hand accounts of what the live show is like are going to come our way. Fortunately, though, the Amateur Gourmet is a risk taker (who read the confidentially agreement
carefully) and decided to reveal as much as he could about the taping without
facing a $1,000,000 fine.
I had heard a rumor that Kitchen Stadium was on the West Coast, but it turns out that it is filmed in New York in
the same studio where Emeril Live! and 30 Minute Meals are taped. Despite the fact that Adam couldn't say who
participated in the battle he saw, we can safely assume that it was an episode scheduled for next season. He also seemed
to share my suspicion that the secret ingredients are not very secret to the Iron Chefs, since not one of them looked
surprised to hear what it was. But even with some of the magic missing, the Amateur Gourmet couldn't praise Alton
Brown's performance as commentator highly enough and really enjoyed watching the top class iron chefs cook.
I am a big fan of the Iron Chef shows, both the
American version and the original, Japanese version. The shows are a culinary competition between two outstanding and
acclaimed chefs. One, of course, is an "Iron Chef" - a standing competitor and always the favorite, rather
like the home team in sports. The challenger is a restaurateur or chef that cooks against one of the Iron
Chefs to see "whose cuisine reigns supreme." The dishes must feature a theme ingredient that is revealed to
competitors at the beginning of the show, though I have heard that they are presented with several potential
ingredients in advance. During the "battle", which lasts one hour, the chefs must prepare 5 dishes,
which are almost always unusual, innovative and elaborately plated. Once the battle has come to an end, the dishes are
tasted and judged on taste, creativity and presentation by a panel of judges, which can include a variety of critics,
writers and actors.
Bobby Flay is one of the American Iron Chefs. He also updates his own site
fairly frequently, announcing various news items and when they are filming new episodes of the Iron Chef. Recently, he
mentioned that this season will feature a battle including
some of the other Food Network celebrity chefs, namely Giada deLaurentiis and Rachael Ray. They will be pairing up with
Bobby and Mario Batali, respectively. I would be inclined to think that Bobby has the advantage with Giada, who formerly
worked at Spago, on his side, but perhaps Rachael will surprise us. She certainly has a knack for quickly-cooked
meals. There is no known air date for this celebrity chef battle, yet.