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Fear not aspiring "guidos" and "guidettes," you too can have a six-pack like the "Jersey Shore's" Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- or at least a pint of it.

Iron Hill Brewery's head brewer Chris LaPierre plans to get a fake tan and style his hair accordingly (here's to hoping for the Pauly D blow out) for the Feb. 20 release of "The Situation" at the regional brewery's Maple Shade, N.J., location.

LaPierre previously referred to the "Jersey Shore"-inspired brew as "Golden Barleywine" -- though it's hardly a barleywine at all. The brew is tough to categorize -- much like "The Situation" himself -- thus, the moniker was born.

"It has an assertive bitterness and an intense American hop aroma and flavor, but this year, it will have a new name," LaPierre told Slashfood.

Flavor aside, we're left wondering two things: How those brewskis will affect Sorrentino's well-etched abs?

... And where is Snooki's "Princess of Poughkeepsie Not-so-Pale Ale?"

[Via Grub Street Philadelphia]