Normally, one might expect to turn to the Farmer's Almanac, one of the longest continuously published books you can find, for predictions on the weather and advice about when to plant your crops. Perhaps because fewer people have crops that need planting these days, the newest edition of the Almanac has a lot more than just the crop report. It has your pizza personality.
Based on data from research done by the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago, where they really love their pizza, you too can determine personality from pizza toppings:
- One meat topping - Irritable, argumentative, procrastinators who "conveniently 'forget' work and home obligations" frequently
- Several Meat toppings - Dramatic extroverts, who are impeccably groomed and crave attention
- One vegetable - Empathetic, understanding, well-adjusted, easy-going and "who make ideal parents"
- Several vegetables - Trustworthy, loyal, dependable, humble introverts
- Non-traditional toppings (not just meat or veg) - Aggressive, achievement-oriented, natural leaders
- Extra cheese - Just about everyone likes extra cheese
If you choose a different tipping every time, does that mean you have multiple personalities?
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