It all started so innocently, didn't it? Some guy speared a hotdog with a stick, dipped it in corn batter, and deep-fried it into a corndog. Now at stat fairs across the country, a corndog is just so...boring. We've got everything from deep-fried cheesecake to Coca-Cola. Remember the winning food in the Texas State Fair food competition last year? A Coke flavored batter deep-fried and served with cola syrup! Dip anything in batter, throw it into hot oil, and you could have a prize-winning food.
And it seems that every year, it gets crazier. At the Texas State Fair, which doesn't even start until the end of September, there are seven entries into the food competition, some of which are reasonable given history, like the Fried Cookie Dough (one step before deep frying an actual cookie, like an Oreo), and others that are just weird, like Fried Guacamole Bites:
- Deep Fried Latte
- Fried Cookie Dough
- Fried Guacamole Bites
- Country Pride Peach Cobbler on a Stick
- Fernie's Fried Chili Frito Burrito
- B.W.'s Original Fried Banana Pudding
- Mama's Fried Sweet Potato Pie
New York Times Magazine's food issue
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Eat your broccoli orbs! 
