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In retrospect, it all sounds like something out of one of those strange dreams where everyone you watched on TV during the day converge into one subliminal place -- and Bret Michaels was there, and so was Rod Blagojevich! And Sinbad was taking Al Roker's drink order while Joan Rivers recommended the $100 burger. Oh Auntie Em, there's no place like home!

In reality, it was just another day in the life of a "Celebrity Apprentice."

When Slashfood received word through the grapevine that our very own "Star Chef" Curtis Stone was serving up gourmet cheeseburgers for charity at Burger Heaven on Monday, we had to go and root for the home team.

Donald Trump and Golden Double Stuf Oreo, Photo: Joseph Rosen

Donald Trump, the real-estate mogul renowned for his marriages and his involvement with a variety of pageants beginning with Miss, likes his Oreos ... especially when they dance.

We found the Donald last week at Trump Tower with a dancing Golden Double Stuf Oreo mascot. "The Apprentice" host was there to announce his intent to "purchase" the Oreo Double Stuf Racing League (DSRL), a faux league where family and friends race to see who can finish an Oreo cookie and single glass of milk the fastest.

"I only do products that I really like, and this product I really like," Trump said. "I started by loving Oreos and now I ended by doing a commercial for the people who made Oreos."

Mail-order steaks aren't necessarily anything new or innovative. We've seen Omaha Steaks, I've tried Montana Legend, but this one just makes me laugh.

Donald Trump has his own line of premium steaks. Did I miss a season of 'The Apprentice' where the winner got to run a new food business for The Donald?

Available from the Sharper Image, the Classic Collection contains two Filet Mignon steaks, two "Cowboy" Bone-In Rib Eye steaks, and 12 Trump Steaks Burgers. Nothing unusual about that selection, right?

Except that it costs $200! Good grief. Mr. Trump better deliver it himself for that price.