Alan Morgenstern

Recent Comments

• UK Passenger Jet Barely Misses UFO (Gadling)

  May 3rd 2013 3:54AM A black man has been President in recent disaster films where the Earth is about to be destroyed. Barack Obama is President. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

• Madonna's House in Beverly Hills on the Market for $22 Million (AOL Real Estate)

  Jan 9th 2013 9:44PM Calm down. Have a cup of tea. Get counseling.

• Mezuzah Case: Condo Association Bylaw vs. Jewish Practice (AOL Real Estate)

  Mar 29th 2012 7:21PM It is attached by Velcro according to the article. There is nothing to suggest that she has one in every room of her condo. Even if she did, she's allowed to do it. By the way, did you ever have any pictures hanging on your walls? Your argument is specious.

• Gadling gear review: Pick-Pocket Proof Pants from Clothing Arts (Gadling)

  Dec 19th 2011 4:37PM A Brazilian, as it were.

• Home Allegedly Set Afire in Neighbors' Facebook Feud (AOL Real Estate)

  Nov 4th 2011 12:56AM We should all friend and de-friend her.

• Jennifer Aniston Gets Her First Tattoo (PopEater)

  Jun 26th 2011 2:32PM She'll walk her dog the rest of her life.

• Bristol Palin Reveals She Lost Virginity While Drunk (PopEater)

  Jun 19th 2011 2:55PM Ogden Nash

• Bristol Palin Reveals She Lost Virginity While Drunk (PopEater)

  Jun 18th 2011 4:43PM Can't seem to take personal responsibility for her actions it seems. It was the alcoholic blackout she suffered that ended up with her boyfriend having sex with her. She had nothing to do with it. But she kept having sex. Was she drunk then too? Enough of her and her family of grifters.

• Maria Shriver Hides Anger, Puts Kids First (PopEater)

  Jun 15th 2011 4:11PM So, when does Gloria Allred show up? You know she will. She always does when there are scandal and cameras involved.

• Delta Air Lines charges returning soldiers for checked bags (Gadling)

  Jun 8th 2011 7:38PM Thank you for your service indeed. Never flying that airline again. (I'm sure they will claim that it was a lower echelon mistake.)