captain underpants and the bringdown gang

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• EA sees $205 million net loss in Q3, rise in social-games users (Joystiq)

  Feb 1st 2012 6:48PM @WillPG1212 and stuff.. don't forget stuff

• Composer confirms work on 'God of War IV' [update] (Joystiq)

  Jan 6th 2012 4:06PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOwCvW_4x_k&feature=related
  
  ...what about this trailer?

• Steam has that game you didn't buy during the Holiday Sale on sale again (Joystiq)

  Jan 2nd 2012 1:11AM @ergdrtgdf that post should be nominated for post of the century! it has everything I could ever want in a post, laughter, anger, suspence, drama, love, hatred and at least three references to bacon

• 12 Days of Joyswag: PlayStation 3D Display, 3D PlayStation 3 games, Air Flow controller (Joystiq)

  Dec 26th 2011 1:19PM it smells like christmas "trees"

• 12 Days of Joyswag: Halo Reach-themed Xbox 360, Halo Anniversary, and Turtle Beach PX5 headset (Joystiq)

  Dec 24th 2011 3:52PM HAX!!! (it was a response given by everyone on the opposite team when I was playing halo 3 CTF I went in, stuck 1 guy who ended up running into two of his team mates and then came around the other direction with a shot gun to the face of the remaining two, took the flag and captured it with my comrades in tow)

• 12 Days of Joyswag: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Collector's Edition (or: free dragons) (Joystiq)

  Dec 17th 2011 10:08PM paying any sort of attention to m'lady

• 12 Days of Joyswag: Battlefield 3 superkit - the game, controller, vault, wall graphics (Joystiq)

  Dec 17th 2011 4:13PM I have a toilet.

• 12 Days of Joyswag: Rocksmith, Epiphone guitar, and Astro A40 headphones (Joystiq)

  Dec 15th 2011 11:19PM ULTRA VIOLET RADIATION CAUSES ME TO MAKE VITAMIN D. Your welcome.

• 12 Days of Joyswag: Batman: Arkham City game, controller, shirt (Joystiq)

  Dec 14th 2011 12:30PM I did several times. here is a very long and uninteresting story about waffles, waffles were invented in a trans-galactic trade route where hyper advanced beings with access to breakfast technology we can only dream of. They decided to create a toast pancake hybrid, the chewy-ness of a pancake and the liquid adsorbing abilities of toast. Then they went mad, and decided to add POCKETS OF FLAVOR. After the creation of such technology they evolved into post-physical beings. 20,000 years later remains of their technology crashed in medieval England and Merlin himself found the waffle iron and was driven insane by being witness to such a marvel. He knew he had no choice but to destroy the waffle iron for if it fell into the hands of evil the world would suffer a darkness beyond that which the world had ever known. Every night he would be haunted dreams of the waffle iron the madness seeping into his very soul like tendrils of darkness and years later when he could no longer take it he killed king Arthur. He then proceeded to forge the first human waffle iron out of Excalibur itself and enchanted it with ancient runes the effort killed him and the technology was lost until a small group of templars found the waffle iron and decided that humanity would eventually figure out the waffle technology so they started the renaissance and every single era of prosperity since.

• Deus Ex: Human Revolution soundtrack available on Amazon Nov. 15 (Joystiq)

  Oct 12th 2011 11:53PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-5R2Hizbso
  
  there, MUCH better then the sound track.