Jon

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• Chipotle Facing Natural Chicken Shortage (Slashfood)

  Apr 27th 2011 11:37AM See what happens when you use free-range chicken? We all know how difficult it is to herd chickens.

• Flavor Flav Ditches His Fried Chicken Restaurant (Slashfood)

  Apr 25th 2011 12:24PM Who would eat anything this fool is a part of?

• 7-Eleven Slurpee Built for Two (Slashfood)

  Apr 21st 2011 1:06PM Just put a needle on the end so drinkers can mainline the sugar.

• Royal Wedding Menu Heavy on the Appetizers, Light on Everything Else (Slashfood)

  Apr 20th 2011 2:32PM For 1,800 people? What are you expecting? State banquet? Keep in mind this is a young couple just starting out. They are probably saving for their first castle.

• The Best Bottles Of Wine Under $7 (Slashfood)

  Apr 13th 2011 4:52PM Andre? Really? The convenience store choice for sparkling wine? Was the Cold Duck too costly?

• OpenTable Names the 10 Hottest Restaurants in the U.S. (Slashfood)

  Apr 8th 2011 1:26PM Of course this only covers restaurants that allow reservations. MANY of the most popular spots enjoy making people wait for hours to get a table (and suck up pricey booze at the bar).

• "World's biggest dating site for married people" offers Clarkson £1m to be spokesperson? (Autoblog)

  Apr 8th 2011 11:50AM Maybe he can expose the #1 problem with internet hook-ups...that someone who looks like Clarkson will show up at the door!

• Genitically Modified Cows Produce 'Human' Milk (Slashfood)

  Apr 4th 2011 3:30PM QUESTION: "Genetically modified animals and plants are not going to be harmful unless you deliberately put in a gene that is going to be poisonous. Why would anyone do that in a food?"
  
  ANSWER: It's China, what haven't they tried to put in food? Contaminated baby formula. Melamine-laced baby food. Contaminated pet food.

• Why Are Restaurant Napkins Shrinking? (Slashfood)

  Mar 21st 2011 3:11PM Restaurant napkins aren't shrinking, American laps have been growing non-stop for decades. Restaurants should plan ahead and order king-sized sheets.

• Peeved Lamborghini owner destroys car with sledgehammer, others help (Autoblog)

  Mar 15th 2011 4:08PM After seeing the Bangle video where he suggests Lambo's are bought for the bimbos of the wealthy, perhaps this man's bimbo is what really wasn't starting....just a thought.