Franz Hemingbeck

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• KFC gives the Colonel a makeover (Slashfood)

  Jul 15th 2006 3:35PM They need to change their shite chicken recipe too. It bloody sucks worse than a fried lorry tyre.

• Slashfood Ate (8): Great uses for zucchini (Slashfood)

  Jul 15th 2006 3:34PM I can think of another fun use for zucchini, but this is not the blog for such sordid thoughts.
  

• Kellogg's wants Asians to eat more cereal (Slashfood)

  Jul 9th 2006 9:36AM The Asians have a wonderful food tradition. Why do they need to choke down our crappy corporate "food" products every morning just to make Kellogg's stock price go up a few pennies?

• Real Food for Cats, Cookbook of the Day (Slashfood)

  Jul 9th 2006 9:35AM A cookbook for cats? What an utterly stupid, wasteful, and pointless product. How about a cookbook for homeless people instead, since they should eat well instead of your fat suburban cat.

• AskMen.com's Top 10 Manly Drinks (Slashfood)

  Jul 5th 2006 10:10PM Those are drink for men who pee while sitting down.
  
  A manly man drinks rotgut straight out of the bottle, then cracks the empty bottle over some metrosexual's skull.

• Oh joy! Desserts (and other good stuff) with soy (Slashfood)

  Jul 4th 2006 4:45PM All of this food sounds soy disgusting.

• Summer school: smoothie report cards (Slashfood)

  Jul 1st 2006 3:53PM What kind of yogurt are you using? Most of them are brimming with high fructose corn syrup which is even worse for you than a buttload of sugar.
  
  Think woman think!

• A bad day at Subway (Slashfood)

  Jul 1st 2006 3:51PM The problem with Subway, Quiznos, Scholtzskys, and other corporate sub shops is:
  
  1. None of the meats are real. They are all composed of meats pressed and formed into meat shaped loaves. Yuck!
  
  2. The breads are laden with chemicals and high fructose corn syrup, despite the fact they're "fresh baked."
  
  It makes me sad that most of this country is overrun with chains and the balance of our population gets their sustenance from shit troughs like Subway and McD.

• Making the Jello Pie (Slashfood)

  Jul 1st 2006 3:40PM I wouldn't feed Cool Whip to my worst enemy's dog. CW is far worse for you than real whipped cream, especially since the former is filled with all sorts of crap.

• Building a better burger with fake meat (Slashfood)

  Jun 27th 2006 12:08PM Why not eat real, high quality burgers from non-chains a little less often and skip all of these fourth rate Frankenburgers totally.