Joel Lafargue

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• What? Salma Hayek sold burgers on TV as 'Little Red Riding Hood'? Yep, it's true (Celestrellas)

  Jun 19th 2011 11:06PM Jill, you don't know "jack" of what you're talking about. (Well, SOMEONE had to come up with THAT one, LMAO!!!)
  
  On another note, it would have fitting if they said that Salma, as Little Red, was going there to "wolf" down a burger. (Heh-heh-heh)

• What? Salma Hayek sold burgers on TV as 'Little Red Riding Hood'? Yep, it's true (Celestrellas)

  Jun 19th 2011 10:44PM That "early Lucille Ball film" you mentioned, JoanneVLavender: you wouldn't happen to know if it was "Three Little Pigskins," in which she co-starred with The Three Stooges (then comprised of Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curley Howard)?

• Controversial Director Lars von Trier Banned From Cannes Film Festival (PopEater)

  May 19th 2011 1:33PM Hells bells, why stop with the Cannes festival? This wahckjob bastard should be banned from the ranks of the LIVING!

• Melatonin-Laced Brownies: Should 'Lazy Cakes' Be Banned? (Kitchen Daily)

  May 17th 2011 6:47PM I think the mayors of those towns are overreacting. Just give the kids a "regular" brownie, and there should be no problem.

• Paula Deen to Launch Home Decor Collection (Shelterpop)

  May 9th 2011 9:33PM Hey Fatlady, why don't you lay off the butter and go on a f*cking diet, Paula Fatbitch!

• Ronald McDonald Returns to Commercials (Slashfood)

  Apr 4th 2011 10:53PM The article states that Ronald McDonald has been the "(silent) mouthpiece of the Golden Arches for 48 years". I wonder what commercials Slashfood has been watching? Did they watch them with the volume turned down? I've seen MANY ads in which the fast food chain's spokesclown actually TALKED! Either Slashfood's writers watched the ads with the mute button on, or Slashfood only hires DEAF PEOPLE. I PUBLICLY CHALLENGE SLASHFOOD TO RESPOND TO MY POST! IF THEY REFUSE, IT IS UNDENIABLE PROOF POSITIVE THAT SLASHFOOD'S STAFF ARE YELLOW-BELLIED COWARDS!

• Has Charlie Sheen Been Banned from New York Hotels? (AOL Travel News)

  Mar 30th 2011 10:12PM "Charlie Sheen, on tour performing his one-man show "Violent Torpedo of Truth," is headed to Radio City Music Hall in New York City on April 8, but where will he stay?"
  
  I understand that there may be a few vacancies at Sing Sing, Attica, or perhaps Bellevue....!
  

• Foxy Brown Kicked Off Royal Caribbean Cruise? (AOL Travel News)

  Mar 29th 2011 8:02PM This only confirms what I've thought all along: Rappers rap to cover up the FACT that they cannot carry a tune in a bucket with a super-glued handle!

• Foxy Brown Kicked Off Royal Caribbean Cruise? (AOL Travel News)

  Mar 29th 2011 7:56PM That's MISS Dumb Bitch to you! :-D

• Woman Claims She Was Fired by TSA for Being a Wiccan (AOL Travel News)

  Mar 28th 2011 10:30PM I don't know all that much about Wicca, only what little I've read, and I can't say that it's a religion that I'd be comfortable with, especially after learning what some of their "rituals" are (I won't go into detail here). But, all that aside, I wonder what brand of pot was that judge smoking when he made that asinine decision. OF COURSE it was discriminatory! That judge should disbarred!