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Jingles are jaunty little hymns to hum while strolling down the aisles of the local temple of frozen pizzas, jarred cheeses, and fresh produce. These clarion calls of consumerism are designed to be simple, snappy, and infectious like swine flu. Beamed directly from the television to the frontal lobe, they are often more memorable than the products about which they're composed. <br />
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And that's what makes them so effective; you might not want that box of salty, over-priced flavored rice, but it's been scanned and bagged already. Why? Because you didn't even realize that your eyes had rolled into the back of your skull while you were whistling that product's happy little mind-controlling melody. <br />
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So we're celebrating some of the most important music our culture has ever produced -- tunes engineered to tickle the intersection of neural ganglia where pleasure and credit card impulses meet. We dare you to listen, remember and totally not catch yourself blurting them out later today, probably at an inappropriate time. Each of these jingles is cheesy, manipulative and one of them will probably be our dying words. <br />
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"Is there anything you'd like to say with your last breath?" <br />
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"I... I....I feel...like chicken tonight...like chicken... tonight." <b><br />
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10. Chili's</b><br />
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Chorus:</b> "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs." <br />
<b>Why it's so catchy:</b> It might just be the greatest tune that well-coiffed troupe of teen troubadours from yesteryear, 'N Sync, ever sang. This finger-snapping jingle stirs up excitement for what's essentially a plate of mealy pork bones slathered in sweet ketchup. It's funky, soulful and has the most addicting bass line in all of audio advertising. Imagine it being sung by a cross between Gregorian monks and a gospel choir. <br />
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<em>Do you feel like chicken tonight? Betcha will, after the jump.</em><p><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/09/10-catchiest-food-jingles-we-love-to-hate/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>10 Catchiest Food Jingles We Love to Hate</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/09/10-catchiest-food-jingles-we-love-to-hate/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19226698/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/09/10-catchiest-food-jingles-we-love-to-hate/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>chicken tonight</category><category>food advertising</category><category>food commercials</category><category>food jingles</category><category>FoodAdvertising</category><category>FoodCommercials</category><category>FoodJingles</category><category>funny commercials</category><category>jingles</category><category>tv commercials</category><dc:creator>John Devore</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-09T16:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'The Next Iron Chef' - Bento or Bust</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/09/the-next-iron-chef-bento-or-bust/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/09/the-next-iron-chef-bento-or-bust/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/09/the-next-iron-chef-bento-or-bust/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/far-east/" rel="tag">Asia</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a></p><div class="classy">
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It took a transpacific flight, but finally last night, "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/the-next-iron-chef/index.html">The Next Iron Chef</a>" deviated from its status as a "Top Chef" also-ran and finally started getting ... weird. Or maybe it was just the goofy opening montage of our four remaining cheftestants standing in the busy rain-slicked streets of Tokyo, crossing their arms in slo-mo and acting all alpha-dog dominant.<br />
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In any event, the show is finally getting down to its high-stakes, high-drama Japanese roots after an extended period of trumped-up, low-stakes challenges in Los Angeles. Our trio of alternately <a target="_blank" href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/shows/article/0,1000011,FOOD_32078_5945395,00.html">grumpy</a> and <a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/anya-fernald/index.html">spunky</a> judges have come along for the ride, and eyebrow-cocking "Chairman" <a target="_blank" href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/chefs/mark-dacascos/index.html">Marc Dacascos</a> is no longer beamed in via satellite to bark oblique commands to the chefs -- now he can do so in person!<br />
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This week's mission was the pursuit of umami, the Japanese concept of a so-called fifth flavor -- something beyond savory -- that seems to be everywhere these days. The word was mentioned about a zillion times in the course of last night's episode, and -- surprise! -- it just happens to be the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.discoverumami.com/">current marketing catchphrase of "TNIC" sponsor Kikkoman</a>, whose umpteen varieties of soy sauce were littered around the challenge kitchen. The umami theme also allowed host <a target="_blank" href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/alton-brown/index.html">Alton Brown</a> a moment to do what he does best: Explain all the geeky details of how soy sauce is made.<br />
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That food chemistry lesson out of the way, it was up to our remaining pro chefs to get down to the flavor at hand, a challenge made all the more confusing in the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.hattori.ac.jp/">Hattori Nutrition College</a> kitchen, replete with weird can openers, stoves operating in celcius and ice cream makers that seemed to deep-freeze their wares to a glacier-like consistency. Asked to fill five spots of a bento box each with a different rice-based dish, the foursome didn't need to engage in the usual reality-show sabotage -- the people who arranged the kitchen seemed to do that for them.<br /><p><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/09/the-next-iron-chef-bento-or-bust/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>'The Next Iron Chef' - Bento or Bust</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/09/the-next-iron-chef-bento-or-bust/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19228396/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/09/the-next-iron-chef-bento-or-bust/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>alton brown</category><category>AltonBrown</category><category>Amanda Freitag</category><category>amandafreitag</category><category>FoodNetwork</category><category>HattoriNutritionCollege</category><category>JoseGarces</category><category>kikkoman</category><category>NextIronChef</category><category>SoySauce</category><category>TheNextIronChef</category><category>umami</category><dc:creator>Michael Thomas Hastings</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-09T11:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'Top Chef All Stars Dinner' - A Trip Down Memory Lame</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/05/top-chef-all-stars-dinner-a-trip-down-memory-lame/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/05/top-chef-all-stars-dinner-a-trip-down-memory-lame/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/05/top-chef-all-stars-dinner-a-trip-down-memory-lame/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a></p><br />
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<p><em>Marcel and his villainous beard. Photo: Bravo</em></p>
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Have we really gotten so far into the current season of "Top Chef" that Bravo feels the need to start dragging out the suspense -- namely, when will <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/bio/robin-leventhal" target="_blank">Robin</a> be eliminated -- with an arbitrary, 11-chef reunion special? In retrospect, we should have known that that <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/29/top-chef-vegas-small-portions-dirty-jokes-and-natalie-portm/" target="_blank">Very Special Natalie Portman episode</a> was preparing us for an agonizing, two-week hibernation. Wake us when it's sweeps week.<br />
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In actuality, "Top Chef All Stars" was less a "where are they now" gift to loyal fans than it was a five-season clip compilation for non-fans, reminding them that the current Vegas edition, entertaining as it is, can't hold a candle to the pissy dysfunction -- or bad hairstyles -- of seasons past.<br />
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Presided over by Season Five's grade-A diva <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/node/650" target="_blank">Fabio</a>, the evening mostly succeeded in being a mellow, low-tension meeting of 11 "fan favorite" cheftestants. And don't think they got a free trip to Los Angeles without having to cook, either, although at least this time they were granted a luxurious $500 budget at Whole Foods. Still, drama and revelations were in short supply, while the most prominent theme of the evening was -- newsflash -- <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/blogs/marcel-vigneron/an-expert" target="_blank">Marcel</a> is still a dick. (Although he and <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/blogs/ilan-hall" target="_blank">Ilan</a> seem to be legitimately chummy nowadays.)<br />
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The Season Two pipsqueak with the loud mouth and <a href="http://robertpattinson.org/" target="_blank">Robert Pattinson</a>-on-steroids hair dominated this so-called reunion, both in present tense and in lovingly edited montages. You want a replay of Marcel talking over the judges during his critique? You got it. Care to revisit the unsuccessful attempt by his housemates to pin him down and shave off his downy brown locks? We don't, if only because it didn't produce the desired result: Marcel crying like a bald-headed baby.<p><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/05/top-chef-all-stars-dinner-a-trip-down-memory-lame/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>'Top Chef All Stars Dinner' - A Trip Down Memory Lame</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/05/top-chef-all-stars-dinner-a-trip-down-memory-lame/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19224028/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/05/top-chef-all-stars-dinner-a-trip-down-memory-lame/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>fabio viviani</category><category>FabioViviani</category><category>Ilan Hall</category><category>IlanHall</category><category>marcel vigneron</category><category>MarcelVigneron</category><category>top chef</category><category>top chef all stars</category><category>top chef new york</category><category>top chef reunion</category><category>TopChef</category><category>TopChefAllStars</category><category>TopChefNewYork</category><category>TopChefReunion</category><dc:creator>Michael Thomas Hastings</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-05T11:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>World's Largest Meatball Record Broken ... Again</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/worlds-largest-meatball/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/worlds-largest-meatball/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/worlds-largest-meatball/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/business/" rel="tag">Business</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/food-news/" rel="tag">Food News</a></p><div class="classy">
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In the arena of giant food, the record for the world's largest meatball doesn't last long.<br />
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It was just this September that <a href="http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/09/jimmy-kimmel-makes-the-worlds-largest-meatball-video/" target="_blank">Jimmy Kimmel</a> and crew bested a Mexican meatball to take back the prize of world's largest meatball for America. But just five weeks later, the late-night funnyman's large lunch was bested by an Italian eatery in New Hampshire.<br />
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<a href="http://www.worldslargestmeatball.com/" target="_blank">Nonni's Italian Eatery</a> crafted a meatball on Sunday at a Holiday Inn in Concord, N.H., that decimated Kimmel's 198.6-pound meatball by about 25 pounds.<p><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/worlds-largest-meatball/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>World's Largest Meatball Record Broken ... Again</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/worlds-largest-meatball/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19219655/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/worlds-largest-meatball/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>jimmy kimmel</category><category>JimmyKimmel</category><category>meatballs</category><category>nonnis italian eatery</category><category>NonnisItalianEatery</category><category>worlds largest meatball</category><category>WorldsLargestMeatball</category><dc:creator>Sara Bonisteel</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-02T16:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'Top Chef Las Vegas' Finale to Be Filmed in Napa</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/top-chef-vegas-finale-to-be-filmed-in-napa/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/top-chef-vegas-finale-to-be-filmed-in-napa/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/top-chef-vegas-finale-to-be-filmed-in-napa/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/food-news/" rel="tag">Food News</a></p><br />
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The finale of the show will be filmed in Napa, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.bravotv.com/blogs/the-dish/top-chef-finale-location-revealed">Bravo</a> officials said Monday.<br />
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Be sure to check out <a target="_blank" href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/29/top-chef-vegas-small-portions-dirty-jokes-and-natalie-portm/">Slashfood's latest recap</a> of the series <a target="_blank" href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/29/top-chef-vegas-small-portions-dirty-jokes-and-natalie-portm/">here</a>.<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/top-chef-vegas-finale-to-be-filmed-in-napa/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19219442/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/top-chef-vegas-finale-to-be-filmed-in-napa/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>las vegas</category><category>LasVegas</category><category>napa</category><category>top chef</category><category>top chef las vegas</category><category>top chef vegas</category><category>TopChef</category><category>TopChefLasVegas</category><category>TopChefVegas</category><dc:creator>Slashfood Editor</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-02T13:45:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'The Next Iron Chef' - The Rise of Jehangir Mehta, Archvillain?</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/the-next-iron-chef-the-rise-of-jehangir-mehta-arch-villain/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/the-next-iron-chef-the-rise-of-jehangir-mehta-arch-villain/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/the-next-iron-chef-the-rise-of-jehangir-mehta-arch-villain/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a></p><br />
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At the mid-point of any reality show -- let alone one involving a bunch of ambitious, successful, mostly alpha-male chefs -- a clear villain emerges. And the way things have shaken out on "The Next Iron Chef," we're left with a strange mix: Two are the nicest chefs you could imagine (<a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/chefs/jose-garces/index.html" target="_blank">Jose Garces</a>, <a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/chefs/roberto-trevino/index.html" target="_blank">Roberto Trevino</a>), two are boy- and girl-next-door types (<a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/chefs/seamus-mullen/index.html" target="_blank">Seamus Mullen</a>, <a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/chefs/amanda-freitag/index.html" target="_blank">Amanda Freitag</a>, respectively), and two are the meanest, cockiest, backstabbing-est bastards the Food Network casting director could hope to find (<a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/chefs/nate-appleman/index.html" target="_blank">Nate Appleman</a>, <a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/chefs/jehangir-mehta/index.html" target="_blank">Jehangir Mehta</a>).<br />
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Picking from among the nice ones is hard -- Garces and Freitag are constantly offering up help to the others and downplaying their talent -- but the heart of banal evil of "TNIC" is a little easier to pin down. Sure, former <a href="http://www.a16sf.com/" target="_blank">A16</a> and soon-to-be <a href="http://www.boweryboogie.com/2009/10/pulinos-bar-and-pizzeria-progress-report.html" target="_blank">Pulino's</a> chef Appleman is your average aggressive, tatted-up, overly confident young chef. And yes, his quote during last night's Indian-themed "pressure" challenge was enough to make us hurl: "I'm a white boy who never cooked Indian before and I just cooked 5 dishes -- I think I've pretty much won this."<br />
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But if it's the devious grin, the glint of sabotage, the air of smug condescension you're looking for, there can only be one choice: Mehta. We're sure <a href="http://www.graffitinyc.com/chef.html" target="_blank">Graffiti's</a> wunderkind is, as its Web site puts it, "truly a nice guy." But if you've been watching the way "TNIC" editors slice-and-dice Mehta's reaction shots -- not to mention his own proclivity for undermining his co-contestants by hoarding ingredients and gadgets whether he needs them or not -- he's the leading candidate to be the show's mustache-twirling bad guy. And judging by the voting, he'll continue to be.<p><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/the-next-iron-chef-the-rise-of-jehangir-mehta-arch-villain/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>'The Next Iron Chef' - The Rise of Jehangir Mehta, Archvillain?</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/the-next-iron-chef-the-rise-of-jehangir-mehta-arch-villain/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19218491/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/02/the-next-iron-chef-the-rise-of-jehangir-mehta-arch-villain/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>FoodNetwork</category><category>Jehangir Mehta</category><category>JehangirMehta</category><category>NateAppleman</category><category>NextIronChef</category><category>TheNextIronChef</category><dc:creator>Michael Thomas Hastings</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-02T11:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Gordon Ramsay Done With 'Kitchen Nightmares'</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/30/gordon-ramsay-done-with-kitchen-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/30/gordon-ramsay-done-with-kitchen-nightmares/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/30/gordon-ramsay-done-with-kitchen-nightmares/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a></p><!--START HERE-->
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<!--END HERE-->Hot-headed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is finally waking up from his kitchen nightmare.<br />
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The reality show "Kitchen Nightmares" put Ramsay in failing restaurants across America for one week so the tell-it-like-it-is chef can try to turn the struggling businesses around. But the show proved too troublesome for the salty U.K. chef, who says he's through with it.<br />
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The foul-mouthed Brit admits the show's title is a little too fitting: "If the restaurants succeed, there's no praise," Ramsay told <a target="_blank" href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2703850/Gordon-Ramsay-to-give-up-presenting-Kitchen-Nightmares.html#ixzz0VRHQ3DNA">The Sun</a>. "If they're screwed, we're blamed and get lawyers' letters."<br />
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More than two-thirds of the restaurants Ramsay "helped" ending up being sold or shut down, the paper said. <br />
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Slashfood attempted to contact the production company, Granada Entertainment, to clarify if both the American and British versions of the "Kitchen Nightmares" are canceled -- our calls were not returned. <br />
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[Via <a target="_blank" href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2703850/Gordon-Ramsay-to-give-up-presenting-Kitchen-Nightmares.html#ixzz0VRHQ3DNA">The Sun</a>]<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/30/gordon-ramsay-done-with-kitchen-nightmares/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19216736/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/30/gordon-ramsay-done-with-kitchen-nightmares/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>cooking shows</category><category>CookingShows</category><category>gordon ramsay</category><category>GordonRamsay</category><category>granada entertainment</category><category>GranadaEntertainment</category><category>kitchen nightmares</category><category>KitchenNightmares</category><category>reality tv</category><category>RealityTv</category><dc:creator>Slashfood Editor</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-30T16:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'Top Chef Vegas' - Small Portions, Dirty Jokes and Natalie Portman</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/29/top-chef-vegas-small-portions-dirty-jokes-and-natalie-portm/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/29/top-chef-vegas-small-portions-dirty-jokes-and-natalie-portm/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/29/top-chef-vegas-small-portions-dirty-jokes-and-natalie-portm/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a></p><div class="classy">
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<p><em>Confused, Natalie? Photo: Bravo.</em></p>
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At this point in the usual "Top Chef" season trajectory, you might expect a certain focus and discipline that naturally comes with narrowing the playing field down to seven ambitious young chefs, each working at the top of his or her game. This year, however, is another story.<br />
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Maybe it's that the talented and reliable <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/bio/jennifer-carroll" target="_blank">Jen</a> is off her game, or that the universally derided <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/bio/robin-leventhal" target="_blank">Robin</a> is still around or that the twerpy <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/bio/eli-kirshtein" target="_blank">Eli</a> can actually put together an interesting plate of food for once. In any event, Wednesday night's episode felt like a detour into a "Top Chef" bizarro-world, where up is down, left is right and nobody knows anything anymore. Well, almost anything: Robin still sucks, <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/bio/michael-voltaggio" target="_blank">Michael V.</a> is still a cocky jerk and <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/bio/kevin-gillespie" target="_blank">Kevin</a> is still the model of modest brilliance.<br />
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Rattling off the random highlights of the episode sounds as scattered as Robin's cooking philosophy: Dirty jokes! Vegetarianism! Natalie Portman! No Toby Young! A Quickfire challenge that revealed itself to be a desperate marketing ploy! Make that two marketing ploys! In fact, Portman's description of one dish neatly summed up the entire episode: "It makes me smile and laugh -- and I'm confused!"<p><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/29/top-chef-vegas-small-portions-dirty-jokes-and-natalie-portm/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>'Top Chef Vegas' - Small Portions, Dirty Jokes and Natalie Portman</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/29/top-chef-vegas-small-portions-dirty-jokes-and-natalie-portm/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19214473/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/29/top-chef-vegas-small-portions-dirty-jokes-and-natalie-portm/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>natalie Portman</category><category>NataliePortman</category><category>padma lakshmi</category><category>PadmaLakshmi</category><category>schwans</category><category>TomColicchio</category><category>top chef</category><category>top chef frozen dinners</category><category>top chef las vegas</category><category>TopChef</category><category>TopChefFrozenDinners</category><category>TopChefLasVegas</category><category>vegetarian</category><category>vegetarian food</category><category>vegetarian recipes</category><category>VegetarianFood</category><category>VegetarianRecipes</category><dc:creator>Michael Thomas Hastings</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-29T11:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Daniel Boulud, in Film and Conversation, on the Importance of Seasonal Cooking</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/27/daniel-boulud-in-film-and-conversation-on-the-importance-of-se/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/27/daniel-boulud-in-film-and-conversation-on-the-importance-of-se/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/27/daniel-boulud-in-film-and-conversation-on-the-importance-of-se/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/local-eating/" rel="tag">Local Eating</a></p><div class="classy">
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<p><em>Judges panel at the Art of Eating, from left to right: <br />
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If cooking is the way to one's heart, <a href="http://www.danielboulud.com/" target="_blank">Daniel Boulud</a> should be able to attribute much of his success to his understanding of food. "I think that every restaurant is the chef's soul," he says in documentary "A Certain Taste for America."<br />
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In an ongoing series entitled "<a href="http://www.fiaf.org/events/fall2009/2009-10-26-boulud.shtml" target="_blank">Art de Vivre: The Art of Eating Today</a>," led by the French Institute in New York City on Monday, a screening of the film (very doting on Boulud) was followed by a panel discussion reflecting upon the art of eating and, more specifically, the importance of sustainability and sourcing food.<br />
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As a world-renowned chef hailing from a small hamlet outside Lyon, Boulud has achieved his veritable empire -- 10 successful restaurants based in New York, Palm Beach, Las Vegas, Vancouver and Beijing -- by striving to keep a strict culinary focus on seasonal cooking and high-quality ingredients.<br />
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<em>More on Boulud's rise to fame, and the panel discussion on sustainable produce, obesity in America, seasonal cooking and its debatable expenses, after the jump.</em><p><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/27/daniel-boulud-in-film-and-conversation-on-the-importance-of-se/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Daniel Boulud, in Film and Conversation, on the Importance of Seasonal Cooking</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/27/daniel-boulud-in-film-and-conversation-on-the-importance-of-se/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19210640/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/27/daniel-boulud-in-film-and-conversation-on-the-importance-of-se/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>a certain taste for america</category><category>ACertainTasteForAmerica</category><category>art de vivre</category><category>ArtDeVivre</category><category>barbara fairchild</category><category>BarbaraFairchild</category><category>bon appetit</category><category>BonAppetit</category><category>daniel</category><category>daniel boulud</category><category>DanielBoulud</category><category>david rosengarten</category><category>DavidRosengarten</category><category>DB bistro moderne</category><category>DbBistroModerne</category><category>eat local</category><category>EatLocal</category><category>eberhard muller</category><category>EberhardMuller</category><category>french institute</category><category>FrenchInstitute</category><category>georges blanc</category><category>GeorgesBlanc</category><category>joel robuchon</category><category>JoelRobuchon</category><category>le cirque</category><category>LeCirque</category><category>michel guerard</category><category>MichelGuerard</category><category>paul bocuse</category><category>PaulBocuse</category><category>seasonal cooking</category><category>SeasonalCooking</category><category>sustainability</category><dc:creator>Alexa Weibel</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-27T13:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Carlo's Bake Shop to Return for Second Season of 'Cake Boss'</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/26/carlos-bake-shop-to-return-for-second-season-of-cake-boss/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/26/carlos-bake-shop-to-return-for-second-season-of-cake-boss/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/26/carlos-bake-shop-to-return-for-second-season-of-cake-boss/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a></p><!--START HERE-->
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Season 2 of the popular reality show "Cake Boss" starts tonight. The show follows Buddy Valastro and his old-fashioned Italian family pastry shop, Carlo's City Hall Bake Shop, in Hoboken, N.J. <br />
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Following the sweet success of shows like "Cake Boss" and Food Network's "<a href="http://food.aol.com/holidays/halloween-treats" target="_blank">Ace of Cakes,</a>" <a target="_blank" href="http://www.bravotv.com/">Bravo</a> announced Sunday that it's popular "<a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef" target="_blank">Top Chef</a>" franchise would spin-off in the sugar direction with the show "Top Chef: Just Desserts."<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/26/carlos-bake-shop-to-return-for-second-season-of-cake-boss/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19210090/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/26/carlos-bake-shop-to-return-for-second-season-of-cake-boss/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>buddy valastro</category><category>BuddyValastro</category><category>cake boss</category><category>cake boss season 2</category><category>CakeBoss</category><category>CakeBossSeason2</category><category>carlos bake shop</category><category>carlos bakery</category><category>CarlosBakery</category><category>CarlosBakeShop</category><category>tlcrealityshow</category><category>top chef just desserts</category><category>TopChefJustDesserts</category><dc:creator>Slashfood Editor</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-26T17:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'The Next Iron Chef' - Is Jeffrey Steingarten a Culinary Simon Cowell?</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/26/the-next-iron-chef-is-jeffrey-steingarten-a-culinary-simon-c/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/26/the-next-iron-chef-is-jeffrey-steingarten-a-culinary-simon-c/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/26/the-next-iron-chef-is-jeffrey-steingarten-a-culinary-simon-c/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a></p><div class="classy">
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Let us pause now to reflect upon <a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/shows/article/0,1000011,FOOD_32078_5945395,00.html" target="_blank">Jeffrey Steingarten</a>, award-winning writer, fearless gastronomist and utterly irascible judge of "The Next Iron Chef." Every cooking competition show needs its <a href="http://www.americanidol.com/bio/simon_cowell/" target="_blank">Simon Cowell</a>, after all, a grumpy, hard-to-please, perpetually underwhelmed quipster whose general lack of enthusiasm makes for great, nasty sound bites. But Steingarten is in another class entirely: He's so disaffected, it's hard to tell if he's got a pulse half of the time.<br />
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Week after week, Steingarten regards the Iron Chef hopefuls in the same way a crusty professor might deal with a snot-nosed student who happened to stop by his office outside of office hours. The man may certainly have his cheerful side, but by now we've gotten the feeling that every week, the "TNIC" editors decide to save up and splice together all of his best "You got me out of bed for this?" looks, and parse them out over the course of the last 15 minutes of each show.<br />
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When in doubt, they zoom in on one of his particularly befuddled stares -- no doubt there are plenty to choose from -- and try to give it some sort of significance, as if the man can't believe what he's hearing. You imagine that a Steingarten comment like "my flan is a little curdled" was probably delivered politely, gingerly to chef <a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/chefs/jose-garces/index.html" target="_blank">Jose Garces</a> -- but when the tribal drums of failure are added to the soundtrack, man, does it take on a sting.<p><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/26/the-next-iron-chef-is-jeffrey-steingarten-a-culinary-simon-c/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>'The Next Iron Chef' - Is Jeffrey Steingarten a Culinary Simon Cowell?</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/26/the-next-iron-chef-is-jeffrey-steingarten-a-culinary-simon-c/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19209114/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/26/the-next-iron-chef-is-jeffrey-steingarten-a-culinary-simon-c/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>donatella arpaia</category><category>DonatellaArpaia</category><category>food network</category><category>FoodNetwork</category><category>jeffrey steingarten</category><category>JeffreySteingarten</category><category>NextIronChef</category><category>tamarind</category><category>the next iron chef</category><category>TheNextIronChef</category><dc:creator>Michael Thomas Hastings</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-26T11:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Soupy Sales, King of the Pie in the Face, Dies at 83</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/23/soupy-sales-king-of-the-pie-in-the-face-dies-at-83/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/23/soupy-sales-king-of-the-pie-in-the-face-dies-at-83/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/23/soupy-sales-king-of-the-pie-in-the-face-dies-at-83/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a></p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SVM3JSAw-7Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SVM3JSAw-7Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />
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Soupy Sales, the comedian responsible for 20,000 pies to the face, has died at the age of 83.<br />
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Sales, who built his comedic reputation with characters like White Fang and Black Tooth on children's TV shows in Detroit and New York, took his first cream pie to the face in 1951, the <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gJ-8A5RJvk5EwfcUEinx0CoOGM9gD9BGJ0T80" target="_blank">Associated Press</a> reports. He died Thursday in a hospice in the Bronx, N.Y., after battling health problems.<br />
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"I'll probably be remembered for the pies, and that's all right," Sales <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gJ-8A5RJvk5EwfcUEinx0CoOGM9gD9BGJ0T80" target="_blank">said</a> in 1985.<br />
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Have any Soupy pie memories? Let us know in the comments below.<br />
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[Via <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gJ-8A5RJvk5EwfcUEinx0CoOGM9gD9BGJ0T80" target="_blank">Associated Press</a>]<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/23/soupy-sales-king-of-the-pie-in-the-face-dies-at-83/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19207100/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/23/soupy-sales-king-of-the-pie-in-the-face-dies-at-83/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>Milton Supman</category><category>MiltonSupman</category><category>pie in the face</category><category>PieInTheFace</category><category>pies</category><category>soupy sales</category><category>SoupySales</category><dc:creator>Sara Bonisteel</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-23T09:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Crispycone Catches Stephen Colbert's Eye</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/22/crispycone-catches-stephen-colberts-eye/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/22/crispycone-catches-stephen-colberts-eye/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/22/crispycone-catches-stephen-colberts-eye/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/new-products/" rel="tag">New Products</a></p><embed height="301" width="360" style="display: block;" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:252725" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"></embed> <br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.crispycones.com/">Crispycone</a>, the snack slowly finding its way into U.S. markets, has caught the attention of Stephen Colbert, who both sang its praises while demonizing the food in a recent "Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger" segment on his show, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.colbertnation.com">"The Colbert Report."</a><br />
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"<a target="_blank" href="http://www.slashfood.com/2006/08/11/crispycones-are-not-good/">Crispycones</a> you are the greatest food in the world!" Colbert said in the Oct. 15 episode. "Which is why I'm giving a wag of my finger to Crispycones."<br />
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Check out this <a target="_blank" href="http://www.slashfood.com/2006/08/11/crispycones-are-not-good/">Crispycone post</a> to find out more.<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/22/crispycone-catches-stephen-colberts-eye/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19206332/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/22/crispycone-catches-stephen-colberts-eye/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>crispy cone</category><category>crispycone</category><category>pizza cone</category><category>PizzaCone</category><category>stephen colbert</category><category>StephenColbert</category><dc:creator>Slashfood Editor</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-22T17:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'Top Chef Vegas' - Peace Out, Already!</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/22/top-chef-vegas-peace-out-already/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/22/top-chef-vegas-peace-out-already/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/22/top-chef-vegas-peace-out-already/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a></p><br />
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<p><em>Why so serious, Bryan Voltaggio? <br />
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If you're like us, you've been waiting all season for the ultimate knock-down, drag-out Voltaggio brothers showdown on "Top Chef Vegas." Ah, the boys next door we love to hate, with their cutting comments, their undermining of each other's abilities, their constant bickering. ... We're not sure what dinner was like in their house growing up, but no doubt it involved lots of flinging of peas and acting out, followed by long, unbearable silences.<br />
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You can even see it in their food: Robotic big-bro <a target="_blank" href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/bio/bryan-voltaggio">Bryan</a> and his classically flavored, cooked-to-perfection entrees; sneering bad-boy/skate-punk <a target="_blank" href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/bio/michael-voltaggio">Michael</a> and his crazy textures, flamboyant technique and exotic flavor profiles. It may be a few episodes too early to say it, but last night -- on the occasion of "Top Chef"'s customary restaurant wars challenge -- we finally saw the their sibling hatred in full effect.<p><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/22/top-chef-vegas-peace-out-already/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>'Top Chef Vegas' - Peace Out, Already!</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/22/top-chef-vegas-peace-out-already/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19205147/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/22/top-chef-vegas-peace-out-already/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>padma lakshmi</category><category>PadmaLakshmi</category><category>restaurant wars</category><category>RestaurantWars</category><category>TopChef</category><category>TopChefLasVegas</category><category>TopChefVegas</category><dc:creator>Michael Thomas Hastings</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-22T11:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Don't You Want a Fanta?</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/21/dont-you-want-a-fanta/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/21/dont-you-want-a-fanta/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/21/dont-you-want-a-fanta/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a></p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HDu60NpGNjA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HDu60NpGNjA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />
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How could we have missed it?<br />
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Those catchy (some might say annoying) <a href="http://www.fanta.com/" target="_blank">Fantanas</a> are back with their fourth member for the "pop" group touting Fanta. <br />
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After nationwide auditions, Summer, Melody and Isabela (who knew they had names?) found their fourth Fantana in September in New Jersey. Her name is <a href="http://twitter.com/nextfantagirl" target="_blank">Shakira Barrera</a> and she is assuming the role of the yellow pineapple Fantana for this girl supergroup that drinks only Fanta.<br />
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To kill time during the weekday a la "Elf Yourself," you <a target="_blank" href="http://www.fanta.com/fantana-fun/dance/">too</a> can be a Fantana. And if you're feeling Fanta-inspired, you aren't alone: behold <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDu60NpGNjA&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">Sanka "girls,"</a> the <a href="http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/landing/fantagirls.php" target="_blank">Fanta</a> Halloween costume, Mario <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/mario_to_gordon_stay_away_earl55DJlH59HYUEIVrVxH" target="_blank">Batali's</a> pants and the Fanta <a href="http://www.geek.com/articles/news/robots-show-off-amazing-accuracy-with-fanta-can-challenge-20091020/" target="_blank">robots</a>.<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/21/dont-you-want-a-fanta/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19204643/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/21/dont-you-want-a-fanta/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>dont you want a fanta</category><category>DontYouWantAFanta</category><category>fanta</category><category>fanta girls</category><category>fanta grape</category><category>fanta orange</category><category>fanta pineapple</category><category>fanta strawberry</category><category>FantaGirls</category><category>FantaGrape</category><category>fantanas</category><category>FantaOrange</category><category>FantaPineapple</category><category>FantaStrawberry</category><dc:creator>Slashfood Editor</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-21T17:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Reality-Show Celebrities Serve Up Chef Curtis Stone's 'Hundred-Dollar Burger'</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/20/reality-show-celebrities-serve-up-chef-curtis-stones-hundred-d/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/20/reality-show-celebrities-serve-up-chef-curtis-stones-hundred-d/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/20/reality-show-celebrities-serve-up-chef-curtis-stones-hundred-d/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a></p><!--START HERE-->
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<p>In retrospect, it all sounds like something out of one of those strange dreams where everyone you watched on TV during the day converge into one subliminal place -- <em>and Bret Michaels was there, and so was Rod Blagojevich! And Sinbad was taking Al Roker's drink order while Joan Rivers recommended the $100 burger. Oh Auntie Em, there's no place like home!</em><br />
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In reality, it was just another day in the life of a "Celebrity Apprentice."<br />
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When Slashfood received word through the grapevine that our very own "<a target="_blank" href="http://food.aol.com/experts/curtis-stone">Star Chef</a>" Curtis Stone was serving up gourmet cheeseburgers for charity at <a target="_blank" href="http://burgerheavenmidtown.com/">Burger Heaven</a> on Monday, we had to go and root for the home team.</p><p><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/20/reality-show-celebrities-serve-up-chef-curtis-stones-hundred-d/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Reality-Show Celebrities Serve Up Chef Curtis Stone's 'Hundred-Dollar Burger'</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/20/reality-show-celebrities-serve-up-chef-curtis-stones-hundred-d/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19201601/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/20/reality-show-celebrities-serve-up-chef-curtis-stones-hundred-d/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>bill goldberg</category><category>BillGoldberg</category><category>bret michaels</category><category>BretMichaels</category><category>burger heaven</category><category>BurgerHeaven</category><category>celebrity apprentice</category><category>CelebrityApprentice</category><category>curtis stone</category><category>CurtisStone</category><category>cyndi lauper</category><category>CyndiLauper</category><category>donald trump</category><category>DonaldTrump</category><category>featured</category><category>goldberg</category><category>rod blagojevich</category><category>RodBlagojevich</category><category>sharon osbourne</category><category>SharonOsbourne</category><dc:creator>Sarah LeTrent</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-20T13:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'The Next Iron Chef' - Fusion Confusion</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/the-next-iron-chef-fusion-confusion/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/the-next-iron-chef-fusion-confusion/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/the-next-iron-chef-fusion-confusion/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a></p><div class="classy">
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What was that on the Food Network Sunday night, you ask? Thudding sound effects, suspenseful music, extreme shaky-cam cinematography -- it had to be one of the "Bourne" movies, right? The opening of a scene from "Saving Private Ryan"? A straight-to-video "Mission: Impossible" sequel?<br />
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No, that trumped-up spectacle you witnessed was not the next John Woo movie -- it was, of course, the semi-celebrity chef competition <a target="_blank" href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/the-next-iron-chef/index.html">"The Next Iron Chef</a>." It's unlikely that anything can challenge Bravo's "Top Chef" as the premiere American cheftestant show, but as an old ad once put it, being No. 2 means you just try harder.<br />
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And trying really, really hard is what "The Next Iron Chef" is all about. In fact, all the music, fancy editing and bright lights are beginning to take their toll: Even the eight remaining chefs can't muster up quite that much energy. When your losing chef can utterly shrug off his failure -- something along the lines of "even great chefs have bad days; at least I have two great restaurants and my lovely family to go home to," yadda yadda yadda -- you know you've got a low-stakes kind of show. It's not as if these folks are going to go back to toiling in obscurity, with the added insult of "reality show failure" being tattooed on their foreheads.<br />
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But we're getting ahead of ourselves. "The Next Iron Chef" has its pleasures, even if they're in a watered-down, "Top Chef"<em> </em>kind of way. Any episode that sings the praises of Los Angeles' myriad strip-mall Asian restaurants can't be all bad, especially when the four chosen for the show are all authentically, unequivocally tasty. Even the blatant product placement of the overexposed-but-still-delectable <a target="_blank" href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/09/kogi-bbq-street-cart-chic/">Kogi</a> Korean-taco truck didn't bother us -- in fact, the mere thought of their short rib tacos gave us the Pavlovian impulse to check their <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/kogibbq">Twitter posts</a> to see if they were nearby.<p><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/the-next-iron-chef-fusion-confusion/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>'The Next Iron Chef' - Fusion Confusion</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/the-next-iron-chef-fusion-confusion/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19200322/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/the-next-iron-chef-fusion-confusion/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>FoodNetwork</category><category>IronChef</category><category>kogi</category><category>TheNextIronChef</category><dc:creator>Michael Thomas Hastings</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-19T11:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Curtis Stone Making Burgers in Manhattan</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/curtis-stone-making-burgers-in-manhattan/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/curtis-stone-making-burgers-in-manhattan/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/curtis-stone-making-burgers-in-manhattan/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/food-news/" rel="tag">Food News</a></p>If you're a fan of <a href="http://food.aol.com/experts/curtis-stone/" target="_blank">Curtis Stone</a> and happen to be in New York, it's your lucky day.<br />
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The chef is currently filming a reality TV show with a bunch of other celebs and will be at <a href="http://www.burgerheaven.com/" target="_blank">Burger Heaven</a> at 9 E. 53rd St. from 10:45 a.m. to 2 p.m. serving gourmet hamburgers for the charity <a href="http://feedingamerica.org/" target="_blank">Feeding America</a>. It's not cheap -- $100 a burger -- but it's not every day that you can buy a burger from Curtis Stone.<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/curtis-stone-making-burgers-in-manhattan/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19200880/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/curtis-stone-making-burgers-in-manhattan/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>burger heaven</category><category>BurgerHeaven</category><category>celebrity apprentice</category><category>CelebrityApprentice</category><category>curtis stone</category><category>CurtisStone</category><category>feeding america</category><category>FeedingAmerica</category><dc:creator>Slashfood Editor</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-19T10:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Milk Steak Gets Its Day in the Sun</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/milk-steak-gets-its-day-in-the-sun/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/milk-steak-gets-its-day-in-the-sun/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/milk-steak-gets-its-day-in-the-sun/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a></p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/25lIafv-Sfs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/25lIafv-Sfs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />
An obscure dish called "milk steak" got its place in the sun on <a href="http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/sunny/" target="_blank">"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"</a> on Sunday.<br />
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The dish, which can be made using <a href="http://mixxnews.com/milk-steak-recipe.htm" target="_blank">this recipe</a>, is steak that has been boiled in milky.<br />
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On the episode, Charlie Kelly ordered the dish "boiled over-hard" with "a side of your finest jelly beans, raw."<br />
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[Via <a href="http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/10/milk-steak-on-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia/" target="_blank">Eat Me Daily</a>]<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/milk-steak-gets-its-day-in-the-sun/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19201412/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/19/milk-steak-gets-its-day-in-the-sun/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>its always sunny</category><category>ItsAlwaysSunny</category><category>milk steak</category><category>MilkSteak</category><dc:creator>Slashfood Editor</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-19T10:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'Top Chef Vegas' - Who's Your Mommy?</title><link>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/15/top-chef-vegas-whos-your-mommy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/15/top-chef-vegas-whos-your-mommy/</guid><comments>http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/15/top-chef-vegas-whos-your-mommy/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/category/television-film/" rel="tag">Television/Film</a></p><br />
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<!--END HERE-->Since the very beginning of "Top Chef Vegas" -- when she sheepishly chose immunity over a prize in a quickfire challenge -- the spazzy, chatty 40-something firebrand with the Kool-Aid hair has been courting the hatred of just about every mammal on the show, including the dead ones she's overcooked in the kitchen.<br />
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Even the cameramen seem to be joining in the slander. Each week, her pancake makeup looks a little worse, her puttering around the house more aimless, her early morning pilates routine more ridiculous. If you're looking for someone to teach you the doggy paddle on your front lawn, Robin's your girl.<br />
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Call it ageist, call it sexist, call it discrimination against the uniquely untalented, but certainly the bile and vitriol directed her way are disproportionate to her overall annoyance factor -- or are they? This week, the show's editors played up the <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/bio/eli-kirshtein" target="_blank">Eli</a>-vs.-Robin smackdown, wherein the elder stateswoman of "Top Chef" had the gall to suggest a nice serving platter for the <a href="http://www.bigredtoybox.com/articles/weebleindex.shtml" target="_blank">Weeble</a>-like Eli's scallops.<br />
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"You're not my mom," the snotty 25-year-old shouted, just after reminding us that he still <em>lives</em> with his mom and dad -- and is quite happy with the arrangement, thank you.<p><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/15/top-chef-vegas-whos-your-mommy/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>'Top Chef Vegas' - Who's Your Mommy?</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/15/top-chef-vegas-whos-your-mommy/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/forward/19196652/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/15/top-chef-vegas-whos-your-mommy/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br />]]></description><category>aureole</category><category>CharliePalmer</category><category>pinot noir</category><category>PinotNoir</category><category>Pork and Pinot</category><category>PorkAndPinot</category><category>TopChef</category><category>TopChefLasVegas</category><category>TopChefVegas</category><dc:creator>Michael Thomas Hastings</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-15T11:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>