There's a running joke in the Cary Grant-Doris Day film That Touch of Mink
(1962), about how much mischief the folks from Upper Sandusky, Ohio, are willing to get up to. In a word, not much. Seems contemporary Sandusky residents are a lot more cranky and aggressive than in Doris's day.
At a Sandusky-area McDonald's, cops had to be called in when customer Robert Quillen got ticked off about what he claimed were less-than-fresh french fries, says a report from the Sandusky Register
. Quillen refused to leave until he got better fries, and threw some choice words at the Mickey D's employee who disagreed with him but offered to refund his money. Nope, nothing doing: This dude wanted hot fries for his wife, who was waiting for him in the car.
Quillen claimed another employee went after him with a mop, but no charges were filed because, says the Register
, there were conflicting reports. Mrs. Quillen, it seems, went fry-free that day.
Which reminds us of a classic MADtv
moment, with comedienne Anjelah Johnson as sassy "King Burger" employee Bon Qui Qui, who believes the customer is always
wrong. Check out this YouTube video.