Photo: Burger King
First, Godzilla devoured Tokyo. Now Tokyo is about to take on the Meat Monster. With everyone so health conscious these days, it's hard to believe that Burger King is introducing a new sandwich, (in Japan only) that flies in the face of sensible eating: The Meat Monster. The website Opposing Views says the "aptly named sandwich" consists of two hamburgers, a chicken breast, two slices of cheese, three pieces of bacon, and, of course, lettuce, tomatoes, and onion.
Total calories: 1,160. That's more than half the daily recommended amount for a 40-year-old woman of average height and weight. (A regular Whopper has 670 calories.) Japanese customers can also personalize their Monster, adding teriyaki sauce, an egg or even a fish patty.
No word yet if the Monster will be available in the States, but we assume, if it is, that we'll be allowed to get creative, too. Maybe we can toss on some Spaghetti-Os or Cheez-Whiz to add a real American touch.

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4-13-2011 @2:39PM Matt said... You know, that'd be a pretty darn healthy meal, without the bun. FYI the whopper bun is 240 calories, while the whopper burger patty itself is only 230 calories. Forgoing the bun on the Meat Monster means a 21% reduction in calories, all for a puny bun!
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4-13-2011 @7:14PM John Howell said... I might as well go ahead and launch a pre-emptive strike against the goose-stepping Health Nazis. The Burger King Meat Monster has NO CALORIES AT ALL...if you don't eat it.
4-14-2011 @9:38AM Mr. B said... I clicked on this stupid story with its provocative title to read some amusing comments referring to the male genitalia. You guys really let me down.
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4-14-2011 @11:08AM jt said... OK... I'll go first. We could add some "meat sauce" to jazzz it up !
4-14-2011 @10:18AM Smitty said... I wonder if you could add some tofu to it,....just for texture.
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4-14-2011 @10:40AM duckinnut said... They should offer a version with a butterflied garlic and cheese sausage instead of chicken. Now that would be a burger.YUM!!!!!!!!!
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4-14-2011 @10:50AM samir said... mmmm radioactive burgers...
beware, they just might have legs and walk away.
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4-14-2011 @12:28PM Monkeycheez52 said... Dang, now I'm hungry.
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4-14-2011 @11:24AM dickn2000b said... Bill Sertl, the "journalist" who wrote this piece is, obviously, a lieutenant in the food police. No thought of objective journalism here. No mere presenting of the facts here. It seems that AOL prefers quaint comments and innuendo.
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4-14-2011 @1:01PM usmaels1 said... They forgot to mention how it glows in the dark since the tsunami.
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4-14-2011 @2:42PM Ted said... Nice sandwhich.... what is that in there a dead squirel something? That big flobby white thing in the middle..... Good grief man !
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4-14-2011 @7:38PM loufalce said... Slather on some more cheese, about 15 more strips of bacon, add special sauce and call it the "Godzilla Burger".
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4-14-2011 @3:17PM Chris said... Does that come with fries??
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4-14-2011 @4:07PM tony said... I would buy it.
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4-14-2011 @8:34PM Erika said... Holy crap. Heat attack on a bun.
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4-14-2011 @5:10PM robert said... That was my nickname in college.
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4-14-2011 @6:55PM BoBo said... Here in Cleveland, Oh. African American Kids have been making a sandwich that has some of the same ingredients. They buy a McDonald's double cheese burger & a McDonalds McChicken sandwich. The chicken patty is put between the two cheese burger patty's. The extra bun top and bottom are put with the double cheese burger bun. The street name of this creation is McGangbanger. I wonder if African Americans all over the US are doing this and Burger King of Japan decided to try it.
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4-16-2011 @7:30AM mike said... I dount it. I have never seen a Japanese male walking around with a baseball hat on sideways or backwards and his ass hanging out because his pants were about to fall to the ground.
4-14-2011 @7:34PM LES HENDRICKSON said... How do we know it's not made out of Godzilla meat? Go, go Godzilla!
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4-14-2011 @7:41PM Mr Boogee said... You don`t.