Photo: Sarah De Heer
After reporting yesterday on KFC's Double's Down newest rival, Friendly's Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt, we had to try one for ourselves. This glorified patty melt consists of a Friendly's Big Beef burger with lettuce, tomato, and mayo and, instead of a bun, two grilled cheese sandwiches -- we can't make this stuff up.
The complete review after the jump.
Friendly's Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt
Grade: B+
Nutritional Info: 1500 calories, 97 grams fat, 2090 mgs sodium
While completely over the top, this sandwich is also pure genius. Yes, it's higher in calories, fat and sodium than the Double Down, but the ingredients in this sandwich are more harmonious, making it an embarrassingly pleasurable eating experience. (As one of our readers recently commented, "...at its heart, all this is is a cheeseburger on buttered toast.")
The grilled cheese "buns" were buttery, oozing with just the right amount of cheese and just the right amount of greasiness. True, the burger could have been more plump and juicy but it was the right amount of beef to balance out the two grilled cheese sandwiches. The only thing we'd do differently is skip the lettuce. Watery, shredded lettuce did not pair well with the grilled cheese.
The verdict: Considering the nutritional facts, it's going to be hard to eat another one of these without feeling significant guilt and remorse. However, we applaud Friendly's for the invention; they've guaranteed that cardiologists around the world will not be short of business.
We're starting to nervously wonder what crazy concoction will be thought up of next, and kindly ask fast-food establishments from around the country to go easy on us.


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6-23-2010 @3:18PM DoctorSleep said... > This glorified patty melt consists of a Friendly's Big Beef
> burger with lettuce, tomatoe, and mayo and, instead of a bun,
> two grilled cheese sandwiches -- we can't make this stuff up.
Would you trust the comments of a food critic who didn't know how to spell tomato?
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6-23-2010 @6:20PM Linder said... Both spellings are acceptable according to Webster's Dictionary. Get a life.
6-23-2010 @3:08PM Joe said... 1500 calories?!? They should be thrown in jail...No wonder people are overweight...Do you want fries with that? Disgusting...
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6-23-2010 @4:02PM Naya said... I totally agree , being overweight is a serious health issue.
6-23-2010 @3:09PM Gary said... It looks like what I just BARFED up this morning. KFC is by far the worst rot-gut food around. They use beef fat to make their chicken taste good(Thats an understatement). The people that work their are brain-dead and dont use proper sanitation while handling food. I would rather eat off of a strolling Taco stand than that Dump!!!
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6-23-2010 @3:12PM Lynnz said... Does anyone wonder why American are so fat? Well, wonder why no more.
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6-23-2010 @3:13PM Fool4Songs said... Wait one minute, I don't think Friendlys is realy "fast food" as compared to KFC or others....
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6-23-2010 @3:17PM Nancy said... Uh, Gary.....the picture is not KFC food, it's Friendly's. Also, the word is "there", not "their", and try using apostrophes in your contractions.
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6-23-2010 @3:17PM Jeff said... I don't understand these companies, or you crazy goofs that wanna kill yourself or become uncomfortably obese eating this garbage in this day & age. When you're having a heart attack, or complaining about 5x shirts sizes & your odor...remember...you are what you eat. FAT.
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6-23-2010 @3:19PM Jeff said... Supersize yourself today!!! Get hooked on this garbage.
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6-23-2010 @3:22PM Fool4Songs said... How much does it {cost} anyway, I don't believe anyone has said. I can think of cheaper things to buy that would eventully kill me too.
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6-23-2010 @3:21PM Georgia said... Holy Cow!!!! 1500 Calories!!! BUT...LOOKS SOOO GOOD!!!! LOL
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6-23-2010 @3:43PM Connie said... When did KFC start serving burgers? What's their name now - KFC&B ?
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6-23-2010 @3:30PM Maria said... I've never heard of "Friendly's", are there any in So Cal? With that many calories and fat, I certainly would not eat one myself, but come on people, it is up to the individual whether they choose to eat this or not. I'm sure the people that are starving in this country would be glad to have one.
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6-23-2010 @3:40PM Drew said... That's been served here at a joint called the Buckeye Beer Engine in Lakewood, OH. It's called a Fatty-Melt and definitlely looks better than that pic. My kids love it!
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6-23-2010 @3:33PM Rachelvis said... 1st- most people who put comments on these boards are literally in a hurry & try to type in
their opinion quickly, 2nd- if you've never had a computer type letters wrong when you know damn well you typed the letter correctley then you must be one super typer. 3rd-Who the hell died and left you god?? so what someone misspells a word, if you know what they meant then go on about your business, with all thats going on in this world at this time, the last thing I care about is if someone spelled a word right or wrong.... You spellcheckers really get on people's nerves...its like you have no life...I can see you right now sitting there with your magnifying glass and going over each and every word a person puts down on these message boards...oh god how bored your life must be, I have absolutely no time to check others spelling of words,,,i went through that crap in school, you must be a retired teacher that checked all the kids papers to make sure they spelled all words correctley (oops spelling error).. and you at that time had all the right in the world to do that because that was your job and thats what you got paid to do and I applaud our teachers...but this is not a school and you don't get paid to tell someone they misspelled a word, most of the time after you type your comment and hit the done button, thats when you actually see where you've misspelled a few words and you can't go back and correct them, even after proof reading comments we still overlook misspelled words..wow its called "were just human and humans make mistakes"..oh well, just as long as the people who read it know what you've said and the comment is completely understood by all, than let it be...I think its a waste of time to continually try to be the perfect student on these message boards...its not easy, because again, to the spellchecker, most of us are in a hurry and all of us love to comment on articles...So why don't you get a life, and just put your comments down and stop proof reading other peoples comments and then have the nerve to put a silly comment down stating here is no "e" on Tomato except when it is being pluralized" , Your a nut case..who gives a F@ck?? everyone understood exactley what that person was saying..and depending on what part of the country your from most people spell tomatoe with an E..especially southern states...we also use the E. on potatoe...So again don't play god with peoples ways of spelling words....you may spell tomatoe with no E....but I use the e on the end of tomatoe, potatoe...etc.etc...and I'm from Charleston, South Carolina....and the point of this entire comment is not about where your from, its about people like you, having nothing better to do than try to give all us a course in your silly Sh*t comment about how to spell the word tomatoe ...and you actually got upset over someone misspelling tomatoe, You are one special kind of Stupid and all I can say to people like you is Stupid can't be fixed..now that i'm done, Please take your time and proof read everything I've written and let me know Mrs. Spellchecker if I get an A or an F...I'm going for the F....LMAO...
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6-23-2010 @3:52PM MM said... Friendly has had this for years - I worked there 45 years ago when it was a Big Beef Cheeseburger.
Some (good) things never change. Get a Fribble with that. MMMMM MMMMM Good
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6-23-2010 @3:36PM suprstrpj said... Sorry Slashfood, no matter what some tiny-ass chain (12 states! CA? Nope, sorry you don't exist) pulls out, they can't be considered a rival to a major fast-food player.
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6-23-2010 @3:54PM Gary said... Oh yeah, cause California is the end all, be all of the universe...
6-23-2010 @3:46PM Therese said... Really think this would be healthier and cheaper if made at home.
And off Topic : I heard on the radio this morning that people are being less civil to each other especially in schools. Proof is right here in the comment section. Just would like someone to write a article explaining the pleasure one gets out of tearing up another person. I just don't get it myself.
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