Photo: TOSHIFUMI KITAMURA, AFP / Getty Images
When it comes to choosing a bra, the options are usually fairly mundane. Underwire or push-up, lace or cotton? But if you have a green thumb and don't mind getting a little dirty, a Japanese company has come up with another option: rice.
Yes, rice. The food. The "bra" is essentially a set of two recyclable plastic cups that can be filled with dirt and rice seeds, then watered with a hose that doubles as a belt. Why, exactly, this contraption constitutes a bra is unclear, since it's basically two halved buckets pressed against the wearer's chest. Supportive, it isn't.
The company, Triumph, says the bra reflects the popularity of home kits that allow people to grow their own rice. "Over the last year, young Japanese women have taken a tremendous interest in agriculture," Triumph spokeswoman Yoshiko Masuda told the Telegraph. "We wanted other women to experience farming as well," Why the company decided to connect the incongruous areas of agriculture and female breasts, he did not say.
Take it all with a grain of salt. The company has also created a bra that comes with a sushi set, and another equipped with solar panels. It's purely a concept -- not for sale. Want proof of the spoof? The bra comes with gardening gloves.

Forbidden America: Cold War-Era Map Shows No-Go Zones For Soviet Tourists
Tenants: Stench of Death Makes St. Louis Complex 'Unlivable'
2013 Billboard Music Awards: All the Winners!
Chili's Waitress Fired Over Facebook Post Insulting 'Stupid Cops'
2013 Billboard Music Awards: Arrivals Photos From the Blue Carpet!
Ricardo Cerezo, Facing Eviction, Finds $4.85 Million Lottery Ticket
2013 Billboard Music Awards Best and Worst Dressed
Man Takes Dump In Background Of Instructional Workout Video
MIT's cheetah robot runs faster, more efficiently, can carry its own power supply (video)
Forever 21 Worker Fired After She Tells Her Traumatic Story










5-14-2010 @8:54PM Ron said... What was that movie with Sean Connery and Wesley Snipes? Reminds me of eating sushi off the models in that movie. Those silly Japanese.
Reply
5-14-2010 @9:31PM TSAsally said... I don't care for the way Japanesse society treat women as it is.
Reply
5-14-2010 @9:53PM Penny said... lol..,,,,really ?
Reply
5-14-2010 @10:29PM mari said... lol!!!!!!
Reply
5-14-2010 @10:52PM Bud Maxwell said... Is this an unclear concept, or a nuclear one? LOL
Reply
5-14-2010 @11:04PM Bud Maxwell said... Have to add this: Upon mentioning this new kind of bra to a neighbor lady, she replied: "All they need now is a little bit of cinnamon, and they can make Rice Pudding!" Ha Ha
Reply
5-15-2010 @12:01AM Joe said... haha, this is hilarious!
Reply
5-15-2010 @12:08AM watcher said... Rice and milk! Not very attractive but it can keep her alive during famine
Reply
5-15-2010 @12:25AM watcher said... White women evolved in a colder climate than other races, which required a higher fat content of breast milk, thus, have larger breast. Oddly enough, native women now living in the polar regions have the largest breast of all. Women indigenous to warmer climates such as Asia and Africa have the smallest. Large breast have been romantisized for more than they are worth. They have been the cause for many deaths in Western society because breast feeding is looked down on as primative. Because these women don't breast feed, the occurence of breast cancer is highest.
Reply
5-15-2010 @2:52PM hyerbeing said... Hmm. That is very interesting, but makes a lot of sense. Ha I will tell my boyfriend a large chest is not that big of a deal now ha.
5-15-2010 @12:32AM esper said... you are absolutley right!
Reply
5-15-2010 @2:03AM Tai Qmacho said... I second your opinion. Asain in particular have no bust in the front. It's just made to cover up what they lack or give them what they want!
Reply
5-15-2010 @2:52AM THE voice said... this HAS to be a mans invention. WHAT woman would think of this?
Reply
5-15-2010 @4:18AM Sarah Fukui said... I live in Japan with my Japanese husband, while it is true there are flat chested women here, just like any other country, I have seen plenty of women with giant breasts also, many with breasts bigger than mine. My friend is a triple D. Japanese diet is much different from the past and there are many women gaining weight more often here.
Reply
5-15-2010 @5:04AM Al Schrader said... Kinda explains the technical problems with Toyotas.
Reply
5-15-2010 @6:50AM Opihi said... This is what happens when a society gets bored with novelty. The brain really has to scramble around for a new idea. Even as a spoof it doesn't quite hit the mark. It's desperately trolling for attention.
Now here's something you guys should try which will shock some of you. Click onto your purple text name. Look what happens ... your "profile" pops up. Did you know it was there? Now look at all your comments saved so nicely in an archives. WOW ... a lot of them are from other message boards.
I'll bet you didn't know that there are dozens of AOL boards linked by Blogsmith to your email. Yep that's how they set up this profile. From the very first letter you posted to any of these blogs.
Now if you were smart you didn't use your real name on that first letter. If you did, it will be on that profile even if you've decided later to use an alias. It will STILL link back to that profile.
Maybe you don't mind people being able to click onto your profile and archives. I do.
And if you have an unusual name, it will be picked up by Google and you'll have instant WWW ... worldwideweb fame. Isn't that just so neat. I don't think so.
I think my privacy has been compromised. Deviously and stealthily. What do you think?
Reply
6-18-2010 @2:18PM Anonymous said... How do the little rice plants get sunlight?
Reply
5-17-2010 @1:53PM Evan Paul said... This gives a whole new meaning to the word breast feeding
Reply
5-17-2010 @1:58PM Sig said... I don't understand your disdain. We live in a culture where fashion models wear bras made of skittles and m&ms. It's just a novelty. It would be funny to grow peanuts in them, though, that way you could give this to a guy and tell him to grow a set of nuts.
Reply
5-17-2010 @5:50PM bugleboy said... I looked up the definition of tat:
tat
noun Brit., informal
tasteless or shoddy clothes, jewelry, or ornaments.
I guess this gives an all new meaning to the phrase, "tit for tat."
Reply