While three-year-old Zaylee Jean may be one of the most hyper cooking show personalities on the web, she could be onto something. In her first video, which debuted on February 10, she makes Grandma Wendy's Chocolate Chip Cookies, but what's most memorable are her zingy one-liners:
"This is Grandma Wendy's recipe... She's crazy.... Don't screw it up, I will break you."
"What's wrong with this Crisco?"
"Son of a biscuit."
"Rachael Ray, eat your heart out."
"Shut up old man.... Keep your mouth shut boy; I'll break you."
Watch the video after the jump.