There's a 'Situation' Brewing

by Sarah LeTrent, Posted Jan 26th 2010 @ 4:30PM

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Fear not aspiring "guidos" and "guidettes," you too can have a six-pack like the "Jersey Shore's" Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- or at least a pint of it.

Iron Hill Brewery's head brewer Chris LaPierre plans to get a fake tan and style his hair accordingly (here's to hoping for the Pauly D blow out) for the Feb. 20 release of "The Situation" at the regional brewery's Maple Shade, N.J., location.

LaPierre previously referred to the "Jersey Shore"-inspired brew as "Golden Barleywine" -- though it's hardly a barleywine at all. The brew is tough to categorize -- much like "The Situation" himself -- thus, the moniker was born.

"It has an assertive bitterness and an intense American hop aroma and flavor, but this year, it will have a new name," LaPierre told Slashfood.

Flavor aside, we're left wondering two things: How those brewskis will affect Sorrentino's well-etched abs?

... And where is Snooki's "Princess of Poughkeepsie Not-so-Pale Ale?"

[Via Grub Street Philadelphia]

Filed Under: New Products, Drinks, Features
Tags: Iron Hill Brewery, Jersey Shore, Mike Sorrentino

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1-27-2010 @9:23AM Sam the Deaf said... If he is Catholic like me. I guess it's okay to show my awesome chest in public.
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1-27-2010 @10:01AM Pauli TWO said... These guys seem or try to act so MACHO on TV and with the girls...but those who really know,...please, as SHAKESPEARE once said, "The LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH"...in this case.....they are the ones who date other guys secretly.....when their closet door is opened a little to let them out. ANd Dudes and Dudetes..the macho they act....they usely are the bottom.
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1-27-2010 @9:46AM Ritchie Perkins said... Ive got a situation for you Mike...
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1-27-2010 @3:53PM Pauli Two said... Hey Mike....maybe a threesome
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1-27-2010 @12:28PM chris said... These are the same kind of morons I grew up with in Brooklyn. Guidos and bimbos strutting around as if they have something of actual worth to offer. Losers, one and all.
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1-27-2010 @3:27PM Steven Ruza said... Im sure hes a real good catholic boy... haha - Steven Ruza
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1-27-2010 @12:01PM Gary Stoltz said... These guys spend more time prepping and primping to go out than anyone i've ever met. That would be hilarious if it was found out a few were bi. Something tells me next season will bring more fights.
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