Photo: NontriviaMatt, Flickr
It begs the question: is it a diet drink or isn't it? It seems a wee bit contradictory to trumpet both claims on the same can but Dr. Pepper's peeps don't see it that way.
Leslie Vesper, brand manager for Diet Dr Pepper, sent Slashfood the following perky statement.
"Our loyal consumers tell us all the time that Diet Dr Pepper doesn't taste like a diet soft drink. This is where the "There's Nothing Diet About It" tagline comes from. We'd encourage anyone who is confused to give Diet Dr Pepper a try -- it's unbelievably satisfying!"
So hopefully that clears up the case of the puzzling and perplexing Dr. Pepper diet declarations.
[via The Consumerist]

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1-11-2010 @5:38PM Mary said... OMG! To you people calling Jenny the Bloggess stupid: Look in the mirror and then learn how to take a joke! Did you even bother to READ her blog?? If you had taken a moment to educate yourself to how this even came about, you wouldn't be the ones looking like the idiots. IT WAS A JOKE! Satire. Look it up. We'll wait....
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1-11-2010 @7:51PM Helga said... This has to be the most ridiculous labling complaint I have seen in a long time. If anyone is that ignorant to not be able to figure out that it is a slogan they deserve to be fooled.
Where are all the real journalists? Tired of all the sensationalism.
DIET Dr. Pepper rocks!
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1-15-2010 @5:57PM 24680 said... If they can't figure out its supposed to be diet, then they are stupid. If the BELIEVE that it is better for you, then they are very stupid.
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1-11-2010 @6:08PM kerry said... WHY IS THIS NEWS ITS STUPID
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1-11-2010 @6:37PM Chris said... What is truly said is we all took the time to not only read the stupidity, but to also take the time to comment.....we're the dumb ones!
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1-11-2010 @6:43PM Roger said... It taste a hell of a lot better than diet pepsi,and the writter of this story must be having a slow news dady!
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1-11-2010 @7:00PM sue said... Are people really that obtuse or is it just an excuse to write a nonsense blog? Bloggers ask the dumbest questions and are given space for their idiocy. There is no journalism today,especially in print and mainstream tv. Blogging is baloney.
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1-11-2010 @7:12PM jyduncan590 said... What ever happened to Diet Dr Pepper Cherry Vanilla? It was my fav.
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1-13-2010 @3:19PM MATT said... SERIOUSLY??!! Not really hard to figure out. You just gave Diet Dr Pepper excellent free advert.
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1-11-2010 @8:24PM Chip said... Seriously. Really? you don't understand satire? She's smart as a whip and funny as hell. I'm guessing...republican.
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1-11-2010 @8:52PM Jaycee said... Wow, you people are really stupid and embarrassing. You folks who are clearly lacking a sense of humor should go read multiple posts at thebloggess.com and learn how to laugh. I can't believe how high & mighty you morons are coming across!
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1-13-2010 @3:21PM Matt said... SERIOUSLY? Guess what? If you have to explain it. It ain't funny. D'ja ever think of that. Or are you also humor impaired thinking stupid is funny?
1-11-2010 @8:40PM eirka said... christ people, it's satire.
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1-11-2010 @10:55PM Megan said... Hilarious. I love Jenny's blog and can't stop laughing at the irate people commenting on the state of America, bloggers, etc.
I'm glad some of us have a sense of humor. I'd hate to live a life where I take a satirical post so seriously. Lighten up, enjoy life. ;-)
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1-11-2010 @11:20PM timo said... Seriously?
People don't understand good humour.
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1-12-2010 @9:05PM Blaise said... She was JOKING. Ha ha funny, remember those?
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1-13-2010 @9:32PM TM said... Nicki, if you're going to quote a satire site, then it might be a good idea to take a more satirical tone yourself.
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1-16-2010 @2:30PM Fekona said... I cannot help but to laugh, wow what type of readers you got here they ACTUALLY took that serious wtf must be the same demographic that believes every word the media tells them *facepalms* pathetic really!
Jenny the Bloggess is Satirical
for those of you that obviously cannot think outside the box for yourselves and need your hand held and showed the source
I took the liberty to do some apparently hard work you
from google dictionary
satirical /sət'ɪrɪkəl/
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A satirical drawing, piece of writing, or comedy show is one in which humour or exaggeration is used to criticize something. ADJ ADJ-GRADED
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...a satirical novel about London life in the late 80s.
Thank you and have a good day (I said that because apparently some people cannot unless they was told to)
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1-31-2010 @12:40AM Pip said... But the real question is, how is it with rum?
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2-15-2010 @7:51PM MOM_IN_OHIO said... It's confusing because it's always misleading. It's soda, people. How can any form of this be healthy for you?
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