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Guy Fieri Insulted by Bourdain and Chang, Then Pecked to Death by Birds



Saturday Night Live included a faux cooking show last night featuring Food Network mainstay Guy Fieri's (played by Bobby Moynihan) death by avian evisceration. Whether that was more or less painful than his limb-from-limb shredding administered by Friday night's "I Call Bullsh*t" panelists Anthony Bourdain and Momofuku's David Chang at the New York Wine & Food Festival remains to be seen.

"Who chaps your ass?" asked Bourdain, and Chang was quick to rake Fieri over the coals, citing his "douche glasses," and "stupid f***ing armband," and went on to ask a gleefully obliging Bourdain to "catch me and kick me in the ass" should he ever find him similarly adorned. Chang went on to add, "I'm sure he's a swell fella."

We're sure that Fieri, upon hearing of this, sobbed big, hot, manly tears into a solid platinum handkerchief and drove away in his diamond-encrusted dune buggy to have his frosted tips replaced with actual 24-karat gold.

[Via: Hulu]

Filed Under: Television/Film, Celebrities
Tags: anthony bourdain, AnthonyBourdain, David Chang, DavidChang, guy fieri, GuyFieri, snl, SnlSkit

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vegasbaby

10-12-2009 @2:55AM vegasbaby said... Wow, what a mean spirited post.
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Amber

10-12-2009 @9:01AM Amber said... Wow, that was truly rude, both this post and the bashing done by Bourdain and Chang. Shame on you all.
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amanda

10-12-2009 @11:14AM amanda said... Wow, some sensitive readers here.

The first two paragraphs merely point out what OTHER people said, and in the third paragraph, the writer points out -- with some very dry sarcasm -- that sticks and stones may break Fieri's bones, but in the end he's successful and rich, so the joke's on the haters.
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Dean

10-12-2009 @12:24PM Dean said... You're correct in the summary. But why post it? If calling someone out for being snotty is being "sensitive," so be it.
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Beth

10-12-2009 @1:24PM Beth said... I posted pretty much exactly what Amanda said before her comment, but it didn't get through the filter, I suppose. Guy is a doofus. Even he knows that he's over the top and crazy, and as such, is subject to criticism and plenty of people poking fun at him. He's a celebrity, for crying out loud. He doesn't need to be defended. Everyone in the spotlight has to be able to take prods and jibes, and like Kat said, Guy's laughing his way to the bank. So good grief, learn how to decipher basic sarcasm, or at least find a sense of humor.
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olaamigoquepasa

10-13-2009 @10:00AM olaamigoquepasa said... Bourdain's a hater for sure. That's his schtick. He's the hard-drinking, leather jacket wearing outlaw of the kitchen.

He's always making fun of Rachel Ray and kissing up to whoever he thinks the cool guys are. We can't have these amateurs pretending to be chefs!

He reminds me of the guy in high school who would stop hanging around with someone if found out they owned and ABBA record.
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Annoachi

10-13-2009 @12:24PM Annoachi said... Could you please source the video somewhere other then Hulu? Its not avalible to your international readers.
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Nico Toscani

10-14-2009 @6:38PM Nico Toscani said... I would stop hanging around with anybody who listened to ABBA too. Wouldn't feel bad about it in the least. Tony Bourdain is a great writer and his show is top notch. Stick to watching Guy Fieri shoveling fried cheese curds and meatloaf down his gullet. Sounds more your speed.
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TSchranck

10-17-2009 @5:36AM TSchranck said... Did I miss something? The title of the article says Bourdain insulted Fiere, but the body of the article itself mentions only a question asked by Bourdain that does not mention Fiere followed by comments by Chang. Thus, the title is either patently defamatory toward Bourdain or inartfully written in the body. Either way, stop making Anthony Bourdain your favorite whipping boy.
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gary

11-15-2009 @2:58PM gary said... TYPICAL SNL, BUT THE "NEVER MIND" WAS NOT CONGRUENT TO THE "NEVER MIND" FROM BACK IN THE DAY 70'S SNL. IT WAS A LET DOWN. THE SKIT WAS FUNNY, BUT IF THEY ARE GOING TO USE VINTAGE SNL SCHTIC; THEN PLEASE MR DIRECTOR REVIEW THE ORIGINAL AWESOME STUFF! GILDA I MISS AND LOVE(D) YOU HONEY! THOSE WERE NEVER TO BE REPEATED TAKES AND EXPERIENCES FROM THAT ERA. I AM SO GLAD I LIVED THRU IT ALL. YOU YOUNG PEOPLE HAVE NO CLUE AS TO WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE IN THE 70'S; IT WAS MAGICAL FUN! YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY LIVE A MISERABLE LIFE COMPARED TO THE EASY LAID BACK DAYS. F ALL OF YOUR TECHNOLOGY. YOU KIDS ARE SO PARANOID OVER A SIMPLE HELLO AND AN INNOCENT SMILE FROM A STRANGER! I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW F'D UP THINGS WILL BE IN THE NEXT MILLENIUM! THANKS GOD I WON'T BE AROUND TO DEAL WITH IT!
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Mike Wald

11-15-2009 @4:00PM Mike Wald said... I have not seen where Obama has been brought into this yet Come on all you repub's you got get with the program here. You guys are have the fun of reading all the posts on the internet.
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Ming Tree

11-15-2009 @8:46PM Ming Tree said... I'm not sure if I am a foodie but I probably show all the symptoms. I watch Guy Fieri and enjoy his over-the-top style just as much as some of Anthony Bourdain's uber discriminating views. Fieri is likely howling in laughter at Chang and SNL; after all, we're all talking about him.
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