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| Photo: Kat Kinsman. |
It's the "pleasant gas" part of this recipe that perplexes. Sure, Sammy Davis Jr. was all peppy for petrol in this early '60s Shell Oil ad, but it's not especially likely that the Candy Man was tapping out "What a Gas!" in celebration of cholodetz. Seeing as I had a Styrofoam tray full of cow feet in the freezer on this past, rain-drenched Saturday, it seemed written in the stars -- or by the stars assembled by Ms. Dinah Shore in her 1966 "The Celebrity Cookbook" -- that I find out for myself.
Read on for highlights from 'The Celebrity Cookbook' and see how the Calf's Foot Jelly recipe turned out after the jump.
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| Calf's foot jelly Photo: Kat Kinsman. |
"You bring the calf's foot to a boil and skim it. Put in the bay leaf and simmer it a good three hours. Then remove all the meat and gristle from the bone. Chop it up and add to the strained liquid. Add the other ingredients and boil for a further 15 minutes. Slice the eggs and put them in the bottom of a very decorative dish. Put in the gristle and pour the liquid slowly over it. Then chill it and enjoy!" -- from "The Celebrity Cookbook"
It's not often that one encounters the directive to reintroduce extracted gristle to a recipe, but as a friend of mine pointed out, "Something tells me that what Zero Mostel didn't know about calf's foot jelly wasn't worth knowing." Back in it went.
I've no basis for comparison, but the gelatin set up solidly in the fridge, with the eggs and gristly bits suspended amusingly throughout and the flavor was ... well it was meaty. Very meaty. Nearly unnervingly meaty and grimly nutritive -- like something that would be administered by a starched Victorian nurse after a faint, or possibly the vapors. It wasn't entirely unpleasant or even un-tasty -- just a tad joyless.
Neither my husband nor I detected any of the aforementioned "gas," either pleasant or unpleasant after consumption (come to think of this, it'd probably cure a case of consumption as well), but that might have been resultant of the insufficiently decorative dish in which I made it. Dunno -- I'm all ears should anyone care to share hooves-on experience in the comments below.
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| Photo: Kat Kinsman. |
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| Photo: Kat Kinsman. |
So, what ought I attempt next?
| Phyllis Diller's Garbage Soup | |
|---|---|
| Jim Backus' Chili | |
| Bette Davis' Red Flannel Hash | |
| Dean Martin's Burgers | |
| Carolyn Jones' "That Fish Thing" |
Kat Kinsman is the senior editor of AOL Food. Follow her on Twitter @kittenwithawhip.





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10-06-2009 @8:14PM momdgp said... This is the first time I've seen a recipe for pitcha (pronounced pit-CHA). My mother always made it from memory. BTW, her version contained loads of garlic.
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10-07-2009 @12:05AM KosherInDetroit said... In Yiddish culture, this is known as Gollah (pronounced Gall-uh) and always excellent, especially over some crackers. If you don't have any calf's feet around, real chopped liver has been known to have a very similar flavor.
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