Attempting to parse the tiff (purportedly sparked by Stefan's belief that Fabio is appropriating friends from his profile) is like staring into a bottomless abyss populated by stuffed animals and typos. Stefan calls Fabio a "Double sidet sword" and "prince of sandwiches and ice cream." Fabio parries, "You don't like me any more, puppy? I think you're getting old."
Light-hearted, free-association banter follows. Winky faces are involved. A few excruciating lines later, they make up, with Fabio vowing to be "Top Facebook."
Somewhere grass grows, paint peels and we are all irrevocably 45 seconds older. Check it out; tell us if we're overreacting.
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