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In the midst of some psyche-searing research into the most annoying food commercials of all time, we came across a 1978 Fritos ad we'd once prayed would be forever lost in time. Thanks a lot, Interweb. We're gonna have the noodly kazoo line, militant (MUNCHA!) refrain (BUNCHA!) and addled kid giggle looping through our heads all day. And goshdarnit, do we want some Fritos.
Only respite? Sharing the pain in the embedded vid above, and asking y'all to inflict your own personal food ad hell upon us via links in the comments.
Let the healing/revenge begin.
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4-06-2009 @3:09PM Bear Silber said... No more video :(
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4-06-2009 @5:48PM Marisa said... Actually, the part I found most annoying in this commercial was the kid's massive overbite. I seriously hope they got him into some braces right after that. It was so gruesome I could barely look at him.
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4-06-2009 @7:10PM Calpurnius said... My job has me calling a Pepsico / Frito Lay customer service line on a frequent basis. They still use the jingle as part of the hold music.
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4-06-2009 @10:24PM Kat Kinsman said... Calpurnius - are you sure you're not accidentally part of a scientific/social experiment? 'Cause that's just CRUEL!
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4-06-2009 @10:45PM Tsunami said... Is anyone else disgusted by the Danon Light and Fit yogurt commercials? I hate them.
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4-09-2009 @9:40AM Michelle said... That wasn't that bad! It was kind of cute. And yeah, Fritos are sounding pretty good right now.
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4-10-2009 @1:06AM Samara said... I enjoyed watching these commercials. What's all the hate about.I was around when all the old black and white commercials were made.At least back then they didn't use sex to sell food to children like the new Burger King Sponge Bob disgusting commercial did. Look it up online if you haven't seen it on tv. SAMARA
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4-26-2009 @10:34PM morethinking said... Wow...and that played on TV over and over? I'd likely die from the 2nd viewing.
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